The flies swarm and eat
The poop becomes their dinner
Flies are idiots

Where are you going?
I said where are you going?!
McDonalds, huh? Yuck.

What's the deal with that?
Really, I dont have a clue
Tell me now Seinfeld

Once I dreamt of her
Her kisses tasted like cloth
I kissed my pillow

time for bar hopping
back-alley blowjobs await
see ya tomorrow

i write hallmark cards:
you're that much closer to death
happy birthday mom

Whah, whah, whah whaaaahhhh!
(Sounds like Charlie Brown's
teacher)

zibba zabba zippy wonka,
wibba wabba wally bonka,
stonka dubie donka plonka

the final frontier
close your eyes and meditate
do you see it now?

i must keep in step
it is fruitless to complain
just keep on dancing

pretty little bee
sunflower concupiscence
nature's own porno

a busy routine
but i always take time out
for crappy haiku

i say what i say
no matter how it comes out
so please bear with me

mangled sentences
the sound of harsh consonants
no poet am i

buddha gets grounded
no nirvana for a week
unless you behave

this is not a phase
for a cynic like myself
there's nowhere to go

I screwed my mother
But my father complained, he
Told me he had Aids

daddy got layed off
it's a fact of modern life
you're expendable

i'm still not convinced
that pain is an illusion
for it's all too real

the music of tool
a sonic revelation
glorious mind-fuck

I'm off to DC
gnome and me to see Dubba,
gotz 'splainin' to do

Ich brauche Asda
Zu meine billige Essen
Kaufen mit mein Geld

Six pints in two hours
Makes your Sri Lankan friends think
That you may be drunk

Aber Deutsch ist gut
Die Frau ist nicht so gut und
Ich bin am besten

Being a student
I have just consumed a vast
Amount of beer, fool

If you want to know
what god thinks about, just ask
a politician

Not cream. Scum floats to
the top. Take a look at the
world through doubtful eyes

Caban yabou sabpeak thabis

Haven

Anca uoya eakspa ackba langsa

Otway iddway uoya asay

I am Sasquatch,
I am Big Foot
I eat Pigs Feet

uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby

Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That

My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me

I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face

Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door

Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming

Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory

Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories

Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane

Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory

very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox

SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!

JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????

ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????

FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??

Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.

sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war

stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts