Aber Deutsch ist gut
Die Frau ist nicht so gut und
Ich bin am besten

Being a student
I have just consumed a vast
Amount of beer, fool

If you want to know
what god thinks about, just ask
a politician

Not cream. Scum floats to
the top. Take a look at the
world through doubtful eyes

Caban yabou sabpeak thabis

Haven

Anca uoya eakspa ackba langsa

Otway iddway uoya asay

I am Sasquatch,
I am Big Foot
I eat Pigs Feet

uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby

Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That

My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me

I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face

Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door

Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming

Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory

Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories

Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane

Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory

very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox

SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!

JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????

ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????

FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??

Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.

sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war

stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts

then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense

Yes I know it

truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove

time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight

Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote

you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off

But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku

If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans

Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies

Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there

Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can

They

Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase

tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it

someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride

Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women

Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso

and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel

which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein

unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too

why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me

i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen

my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature