Fully clothed women
Frolicking in the serf and
Trying hard to swim

Watching fishermen
catching sprats to sun dry for
protein cattle feed

Barbecue and walks
Picking up sea

Unspoiled Hamria
Natural beech washed by the gulf
Flotsum and jetsum

Smell of the sea breeze
Reminds me of summers long past
Spent walking the serf

Life story mumbled
Chubby lips spout snoring yarns
Not faithful Haiku

salsa music's great!
keeps me awake while writing.
must churn this mess out!

must...get...some...sleep...now...
stupid paper is finished!
cannot oversleep...

i need some good sleep
stupid homework...almost done!
sandman chucking bricks...

I need a girlfriend
Why dont chicks dig my odor?
Need to wipe better

writing my papers...
wishing for my love nearby
long night of writing...

Aber hast du machen?
Und hast du machen Pathian?
Nein? Du bist Narr ohne Senf.

so damn disturbing
this blatant haiku hatred
a stain on our souls

he's the destroyer
a krishna in human form
you can't judge a god

not gibbons per se
more like ravenous vultures
tearing my insides

Hitler war kein Gott
Er war Unternarr mit Senf
Und nur ein Schwachsinn

SF, would you be
An large army of gibbons?
A rival to Nipps?

hitler was a god
possessed an artistic mind
death was his paint brush

Hitler was a fool
And an evil fool, too, at that
George is a moron

Bush is not Hitler
Adolf had been educated
George (the) Bush is a fool
Who is too stupid
To be capable of such
Evil like Hitler

haven't you guys heard
bigotry's now in fashion
it's the next big thing

Israel* learned from that
In order to have a country
You must be fascist

dead on arrival
that seems to encapsulate
my entire life

worthless physicists
the grand unification
they need to get laid

the final two weeks
some textbook debauchery
after that, the void

in history class
i got yelled at for laughing
during schindler's list

we was wigglin'
bellies full of spumanti
she tastes italian

that wind from the south
so strong it blew me off course
and another thing

I hate these damn spots
old people have them not ME
grandma has a cock

irradiated
asleep on the monitor
catching cathode rays

The blades scythes through the
long grass like a hot knife through
barbed wire, man its hard

Trouble is they are
unsophisticated guys
In ways of the West.
uneducated
Their parents came from poor
insular backgrounds
To be suddenly
exposed to such freedom and
high stimulation
Is just too much for
Them on this first western
young generation

Know lots of Muslims
Who abhor this fanatism
Kind gentle people

Do you notice these
bastard mullers send others
never go themselves?

Why would kid fifteen
years out of nappies Blow him-
self and others up

Fundamentalist
On page one, its only a
mater of time bomb

Be gentle with the
ham Mellie it will respond
to a soft touch

was up all night now
slappin' ham on me sammich
wild westerly wind

I am a gay horse
Colostemy bags await
How embarassing

Time to go running
Blisters and sweat await me
New running shoes suck

Trying to square the
Circle I was taught to be
cautious on the square

My boss treats my like
a mushroom, keeps me in the
dark, feeds me bull shit

Trees fall in the woods
The sound of one-hand clapping
I hate that bull crap

I check my wallet
A hooker now approaches
Time to spend some cash

A tidal wave comes
In the distance Mt. Fuji
Bad Haiku's background

Haiku bring laughter
Sexually Frustrated
I dig your haiku

grows weed in his fridge
absolutely ingenious
good quality too

STDs are cool
swelling red lumps on my cock
the price of pimping

i don't wear condoms
because i'm a catholic
i hope i get aids

beautiful headache
i am actually relieved
i don't have to think

here is a warning
if i got herpes from you
i'll cut off your tits