Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism

hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so

i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh

i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy

I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality

Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's

Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me

There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm

There once were a couple of men
Who wrote haiku again and again
At first they would mock
But dreamt then of cock
True love blossomed from the pen

Down on the farm.....Me and SF
hand in hand, singing and chirping
like the birds around us.

I am so happy SF is here!! I was
kinda lonely there for a while!
Yaaayyyy for me and SF!!

Pain Drops Flounder Eating
Dessicated Paranoia Sentiment
Embraces The Vacant Abyss

David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill

Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul

Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion

"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"

bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek

sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people

shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful

began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets

Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath

Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death

William, I have decided
we should be
together

not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine

what ever happened to my main
man george michael?

Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club

If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?

knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?

England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse

31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine

i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...

yaaaay me!

Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame

george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve

Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains

"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"

When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.

I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!

SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead

Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them

I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey

Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents

SF, out our room
Son don

she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance

20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans

tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink

Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas

Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism

I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that