matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound

(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"

flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo

"Nippress, meet the Nippress, he's
from a modern stone age familee!"

Racism is the backbone of
an archaic reign
perpetuated by the ignorant

I am sublime,
like slime
and brine
from a perverted
mind
i am not kind
you will find
but i am in love with William
Nippress

i'm better than you
it is positively true
the bible said so

god punishes me
god punishes nation states
who punishes god

don't be spiteful mox
your counterfeit submissions
just make me horny

mox needs to get laid
i rejected his gay ass
and now he's angry

he is so out there
a paradigm of chaos
pure idiocy

eructating glass
in the unemployment line
where's my benefits

"Every rose has a thorn"
Poison

Mr Nippress, Ok, I accept your
offer of true love. We should be
together....let no person put that
asunder or they will feel the wrath

"I need a lover that won't drive me
crazy!"
John Mellencamp

Lock Bolt Figure Window Shame
Live Dead When Lost Shadow Flies
Eleven Sinners Dead

"J-Lo Booty!"

Life Of Perversion Talks
To Those Within The Realm
Of Conformity And Bestiality

Blade Of Confusion In Ice
Wind Pours Out Of The Jar
Jolting Prison Figures In Shock

"Not mine" is code for, "This is
stuff I have to say, but don't want
people to actually know"

I live in a dirty mobile home,
I smoke cigarettes and eat bacon.
I worship Dale Earhardt
I am Billy Nippress, the hick from
jolly old (gay accepting, cause we
are cosmopolitan) Europe

SF came to me in a dream,
the person I will consider my
life mate. I will put on the apron
and make his supper at night
and woo him to sleep

Blair

The thing is just who
Do you find to replace him?
None are impressive

They like the freedom?
They like people stealing things?
They enjoy chaos?

Don't you like monkeys?
You think of them all the time.
Tony is a git

Not really a pain
Just a minor irritant
Just to be ignored

Head full of ideas
Not able to think things through
Incautious he leaps

Crying when alone
Convincing himself he

Your so vain I bet
You think this is about you
Don

Lead horse to water
But you just can

Tried to be civil
But unhelpable morass
He

Dry drivel metered
Sadly talent wasted here
Locked in his self hate

Dull bland visitude
The specter just calls him back
Unable to fight

So incredible
There

Streaming green mucus
I

I can fly, I can!
But only down, fell off tree
Try to fly back up

I

31098, 31099, 31107, 31112, 31113, not mine

I need a large cock in my mouth,
to make me feel happy,
like a little girl

SF sucks cock and ass in hell!!!

SF, you truly are a fucking CUNT!!

Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism

hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so

i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh

i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy

I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality

Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's

Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me

There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm