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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
31098, 31099, 31107, 31112, 31113, not mine
Haiku # 31126 May 30, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I need a large cock in my mouth,
to make me feel happy,
like a little girl
Haiku # 31125 May 29, 2003 9:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
SF sucks cock and ass in hell!!!
Haiku # 31124 May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF, you truly are a fucking CUNT!!
Haiku # 31123 May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism
Haiku # 31122 May 29, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by samhain
hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so
Haiku # 31121 May 29, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh
Haiku # 31120 May 29, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy
Haiku # 31119 May 29, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality
Haiku # 31118 May 29, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Pilfering peoples names isn't big, clever or a monkey
Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's
Haiku # 31117 May 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by samhain
Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me
Haiku # 31116 May 29, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by Student of I love SF and Willy Nippress
There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm
Haiku # 31115 May 29, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by A Student of Beer
There once were a couple of men
Who wrote haiku again and again
At first they would mock
But dreamt then of cock
True love blossomed from the pen
Haiku # 31114 May 29, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of It's so sweet
Down on the farm.....Me and SF
hand in hand, singing and chirping
like the birds around us.
Haiku # 31113 May 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am so happy SF is here!! I was
kinda lonely there for a while!
Yaaayyyy for me and SF!!
Haiku # 31112 May 29, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pain Drops Flounder Eating
Dessicated Paranoia Sentiment
Embraces The Vacant Abyss
Haiku # 31111 May 29, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by samhain
David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill
Haiku # 31110 May 29, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by samhain
Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul
Haiku # 31109 May 29, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by samhain
Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion
Haiku # 31108 May 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by samhain
"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"
Haiku # 31107 May 29, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek
Haiku # 31106 May 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people
Haiku # 31105 May 29, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful
Haiku # 31104 May 29, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets
Haiku # 31103 May 29, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cut down on the lime koolaid before bed)
Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath
Haiku # 31102 May 29, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by samhain
Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death
Haiku # 31101 May 29, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by samhain
William, I have decided
we should be
together
Haiku # 31100 May 29, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine
Haiku # 31099 May 29, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William (no haiku is mine on here) Nippress of SF + WN = LOVE
what ever happened to my main
man george michael?
Haiku # 31098 May 29, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William (none of these are mine) Nippress
Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club
Haiku # 31097 May 29, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by airline pilot
If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?
Haiku # 31096 May 29, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?
Haiku # 31095 May 29, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by mellie
England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse
Haiku # 31094 May 29, 2003 11:51 am ET
by A Student of it has been worse
31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine
Haiku # 31093 May 29, 2003 11:49 am ET
by William Nippress
i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...
Haiku # 31092 May 29, 2003 11:21 am ET
by William Nippress
yaaaay me!
Haiku # 31091 May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William (SF's lover) Nippress
Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame
Haiku # 31090 May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve
Haiku # 31089 May 29, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains
Haiku # 31088 May 29, 2003 11:17 am ET
by samhain
"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"
Haiku # 31087 May 29, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress of SF how bout we go a round??
When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.
Haiku # 31086 May 29, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!
Haiku # 31085 May 29, 2003 11:13 am ET
by William Nippress (care for a shag, SF?)
SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Haiku # 31084 May 29, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead
Haiku # 31083 May 29, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them
Haiku # 31082 May 29, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey
Haiku # 31081 May 29, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents
Haiku # 31080 May 29, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
SF, out our room
Son don
Haiku # 31079 May 29, 2003 10:32 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078 May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077 May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet