Gonads were so large
Took steroids to reduce them
Now he has bacne

His testicle sweat
In a receptacle kept
Season's new fragrance

Sweet Betty LeBomb
I was the one touched by you
I almost cried then

It is o so true
The archives of Chowderhead
Reveal some gems

Day

Shortly, the day calls
As I restle my problems
Happiness leaves me

I walk before dawn
A soft, walking surface calls
Meandering thoughts

Slept alone last night
Night turns delicate morning
Night without kisses

Happiness trembles
Smoothly gorgeous pleasure probes
Passion eats a night

Our tongues shared embrace
Speaking Loves wet languages
Frantic bellies sweat

A leg undresses
Joy knows who the sweet man is
Pleasure filled kisses

Reliving glories
of past haiku with search tool.
Damn, I was clever.

Frivolous bombast
A grandiloquent dumbass
With spite doth trespass

i remember when
a secret poem said so much
you are not alone

The rules of haiku...
Five, seven, five. Not too tough!
Get it right, assholes.

Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me

While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes

A judge breaks small words
Your lazyness stops stanzas
Whispers hide faces

Hey you, name stealer
Are you frightened little man
Can

I

Cold streets, beer gut,
ugly ho's, Tough homo's
ahead of me

Take the dog for walk

Cold streets, ugly rain
Tough tarmac ahead of me
Take the dog for walk

It

I have some problems
Sometimes the old grey matter
It just will not work

Cold lurks in the woods
The wind plays beside the stream
Seagull swirls, screaming

Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods

Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods

Hopes disappointed
Look up lotery results
My body loiters

Nothing leaves nothing
All holes leave holes and holes leave
But Holes leave nothing

Last thing Mechanicalized
Organic machinery
Gia

An orgasm throbs
Agony spurts on wet breasts
It

Kiss urges warm moans
Tight lovers spread the embrace
Faces full of love

Love wakes throughout night
Naked arm across my chest
Sleep loves an embrace

Bemoan, aching limbs
Lift up that box, hump that bag
Helped the girlfriend move

Indecisiveness
Coupled with sleep and haiku
Could halt wars. And love.

who let the dogs out ?
seems we need a new catcher
and then the blue dream

Putrid detritus:
Fetid, doth encompass us
Squalid omnibus

Photoshopped my ass
Onto VP Cheney's neck
'Twas pretty funny

If they are in tents
their intensions are intense
Are they in tension?

Of William's poems
Lucid, quirky, myriad
So serpentine/sserppin-tine

Bathroom stall signage:
Beware gay limbo dancers!
Mind the gap fellows.

First line was just crap
Second line was true but trite
Third line was just right

Just pick your season
Monet

Dive down to the deep
Water admits the shadows
Dim eerie green light