Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
ask for me by name
i come well recommended
by someone who knows
i come well recommended
by someone who knows
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Was going to write
But I thought oh what the hell
Life
But I thought oh what the hell
Life
by
your words of wisdom
paint my very existence
i am not worthy
paint my very existence
i am not worthy
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no, i'm just kidding
you'd know that already though
omniscient one
you'd know that already though
omniscient one
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Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
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Liquid leaves splash breasts.
Pears walk but eagerness runs.
Hands melt full sad clouds.
Pears walk but eagerness runs.
Hands melt full sad clouds.
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A misty mouth waits.
Twisting hatred moves the girls.
A liquid frog melts.
Twisting hatred moves the girls.
A liquid frog melts.
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An apple flutters.
A hard, greenly burned child talks.
The fortresses melt.
A hard, greenly burned child talks.
The fortresses melt.
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Arrows sprout lovers.
Roughly ugly judges walk.
The women loiter.
Roughly ugly judges walk.
The women loiter.
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A city splashes.
Summer splashes or snow works.
A turning stone wakes.
Summer splashes or snow works.
A turning stone wakes.
by of NULL
Stars clash yet fish clash.
The prayers redly wake joy.
Ignorant lakes fall.
The prayers redly wake joy.
Ignorant lakes fall.
by
evil, evil eye
under the floor. glaring up
pass the mesculin
under the floor. glaring up
pass the mesculin
by of Earth
just curious? How?
and why? are figs and newtons possibly a pair
and why? are figs and newtons possibly a pair
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softly and sincerely
i mumble into my beer
disinhibited
i mumble into my beer
disinhibited
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Had this bad blind date.
Think 'anacephalia'
It's a no-brainer
Think 'anacephalia'
It's a no-brainer
by of Toronto
Let's talk about stuff.
How about aphasia?
..........Okay then, let's not
How about aphasia?
..........Okay then, let's not
by of Toronto
All's well that Grand Mal's
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
by of Toronto
it's my petit mal
i've been absent for a while
how fitting is that ?
i've been absent for a while
how fitting is that ?
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I think I love you
but what am I so afraid
of? Purple nerple.
but what am I so afraid
of? Purple nerple.
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Lost my dohicky.
Thought I put it next to the
whatchamacallit.
Thought I put it next to the
whatchamacallit.
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Thank you, President
Bush. Civil rights? Who needs 'em?
Whack those terrorists!
Bush. Civil rights? Who needs 'em?
Whack those terrorists!
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Fetch the pole from the
crawlspace. Train for Feats of Strength.
Festivus is near.
crawlspace. Train for Feats of Strength.
Festivus is near.
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James says, "Ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag."
What else can be said?
Papa's got a brand new bag."
What else can be said?
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Oh it's so much fun
Trying to put the sense back
into censorship
Trying to put the sense back
into censorship
by of Toronto
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The sheep turn full truth.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.
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A journey sets rain.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.
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Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
by of NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
by
Roses are red vio-
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you
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Salacious dreamscape
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn
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by of Toronto
A sober first kiss
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember
by
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Claustrophobic terms
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?
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Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
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B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
by of Korea
Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
by of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
by of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
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Almost overhead
Brightest moon for twenty years
Old midnight dances
Brightest moon for twenty years
Old midnight dances
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