The sheep turn full truth.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.

A journey sets rain.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Roses are red vio-
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you

Salacious dreamscape
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn

Santa is feeling
A tad under the weather
No rampage for me

A sober first kiss
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember

Plight of the city
Changes in the scenery
Often horrible

Spoke to my Lawyer
Good news they can

Claustrophobic terms
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?

It

Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven

My choice to end it
Can

B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.

memento mori
is definition haiku?
reminder of death

Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife

Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.

Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.

wave waves

What

Almost overhead
Brightest moon for twenty years
Old midnight dances

What

Gonads were so large
Took steroids to reduce them
Now he has bacne

His testicle sweat
In a receptacle kept
Season's new fragrance

Sweet Betty LeBomb
I was the one touched by you
I almost cried then

It is o so true
The archives of Chowderhead
Reveal some gems

Day

Shortly, the day calls
As I restle my problems
Happiness leaves me

I walk before dawn
A soft, walking surface calls
Meandering thoughts

Slept alone last night
Night turns delicate morning
Night without kisses

Happiness trembles
Smoothly gorgeous pleasure probes
Passion eats a night

Our tongues shared embrace
Speaking Loves wet languages
Frantic bellies sweat

A leg undresses
Joy knows who the sweet man is
Pleasure filled kisses

Reliving glories
of past haiku with search tool.
Damn, I was clever.

Frivolous bombast
A grandiloquent dumbass
With spite doth trespass

i remember when
a secret poem said so much
you are not alone

The rules of haiku...
Five, seven, five. Not too tough!
Get it right, assholes.

Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me

While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes

A judge breaks small words
Your lazyness stops stanzas
Whispers hide faces

Hey you, name stealer
Are you frightened little man
Can

I

Cold streets, beer gut,
ugly ho's, Tough homo's
ahead of me

Take the dog for walk

Cold streets, ugly rain
Tough tarmac ahead of me
Take the dog for walk

It

I have some problems
Sometimes the old grey matter
It just will not work

Cold lurks in the woods
The wind plays beside the stream
Seagull swirls, screaming

Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods

Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods