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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Cold haunts the nighttime
Old Jack Frost kisses the ground
Midnight runs to ice
Haiku # 33839 December 19, 2005 12:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Winter talks to spring
Dead Leaves loosen in the wind
Wave their last farewell
Haiku # 33838 December 19, 2005 12:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Loudly imploring
Neighbours house broken into
I wake to banging
*
Friends in trouble
She
Haiku # 33837 December 19, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ask for me by name
i come well recommended
by someone who knows
Haiku # 33836 December 19, 2005 6:17 am ET
by ash
Was going to write
But I thought oh what the hell
Life
Haiku # 33835 December 19, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
your words of wisdom
paint my very existence
i am not worthy
Haiku # 33834 December 19, 2005 6:07 am ET
by ash
no, i'm just kidding
you'd know that already though
omniscient one
Haiku # 33833 December 19, 2005 6:05 am ET
by ash
i am repentent
zabadooey is a god
i suck his toe jam
Haiku # 33832 December 19, 2005 6:02 am ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33831 December 18, 2005 10:33 pm ET
by NULL
Liquid leaves splash breasts.
Pears walk but eagerness runs.
Hands melt full sad clouds.
Haiku # 33830 December 18, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by NULL
A misty mouth waits.
Twisting hatred moves the girls.
A liquid frog melts.
Haiku # 33829 December 18, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by NULL
An apple flutters.
A hard, greenly burned child talks.
The fortresses melt.
Haiku # 33828 December 18, 2005 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Arrows sprout lovers.
Roughly ugly judges walk.
The women loiter.
Haiku # 33827 December 18, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A city splashes.
Summer splashes or snow works.
A turning stone wakes.
Haiku # 33826 December 18, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Stars clash yet fish clash.
The prayers redly wake joy.
Ignorant lakes fall.
Haiku # 33825 December 18, 2005 10:19 pm ET
by NULL
evil, evil eye
under the floor. glaring up
pass the mesculin
Haiku # 33824 December 18, 2005 9:30 pm ET
by Ukiah of Earth
just curious? How?
and why? are figs and newtons possibly a pair
Haiku # 33823 December 18, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by utiah
softly and sincerely
i mumble into my beer
disinhibited
Haiku # 33822 December 18, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by ash
Had this bad blind date.
Think 'anacephalia'
It's a no-brainer
Haiku # 33821 December 18, 2005 11:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Let's talk about stuff.
How about aphasia?
..........Okay then, let's not
Haiku # 33820 December 18, 2005 11:42 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All's well that Grand Mal's
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
Haiku # 33819 December 18, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
it's my petit mal
i've been absent for a while
how fitting is that ?
Haiku # 33818 December 18, 2005 4:12 am ET
by ash
I think I love you
but what am I so afraid
of? Purple nerple.
Haiku # 33817 December 18, 2005 1:48 am ET
by Chowderhead
Lost my dohicky.
Thought I put it next to the
whatchamacallit.
Haiku # 33816 December 18, 2005 1:46 am ET
by Chowderhead
Thank you, President
Bush. Civil rights? Who needs 'em?
Whack those terrorists!
Haiku # 33815 December 18, 2005 1:44 am ET
by Chowderhead
Fetch the pole from the
crawlspace. Train for Feats of Strength.
Festivus is near.
Haiku # 33814 December 18, 2005 1:31 am ET
by Chowderhead
James says, "Ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag."
What else can be said?
Haiku # 33813 December 18, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Chowderhead
That horrid vacuum
In void ineluctable
Mine nihilism
Haiku # 33812 December 18, 2005 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh it's so much fun
Trying to put the sense back
into censorship
Haiku # 33811 December 18, 2005 12:59 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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Haiku # 33810 December 18, 2005 12:55 am ET
by Janis
The sheep turn full truth.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.
Haiku # 33809 December 18, 2005 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey sets rain.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.
Haiku # 33808 December 18, 2005 12:00 am ET
by NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33807 December 17, 2005 11:59 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33806 December 17, 2005 11:57 pm ET
by NULL
Roses are red vio-
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you
Haiku # 33805 December 17, 2005 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Salacious dreamscape
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn
Haiku # 33804 December 17, 2005 2:49 pm ET
by Lush
Santa is feeling
A tad under the weather
No rampage for me
Haiku # 33803 December 17, 2005 1:51 pm ET
by Santa of Toronto
A sober first kiss
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember
Haiku # 33802 December 16, 2005 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plight of the city
Changes in the scenery
Often horrible
Haiku # 33801 December 16, 2005 12:31 pm ET
by Janis
Spoke to my Lawyer
Good news they can
Haiku # 33800 December 16, 2005 8:45 am ET
by Can breath again
Claustrophobic terms
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?
Haiku # 33799 December 16, 2005 6:30 am ET
by Learn to let go
It
Haiku # 33798 December 16, 2005 6:26 am ET
by 2 steps forward 1 back
Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
Haiku # 33797 December 16, 2005 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
My choice to end it
Can
Haiku # 33796 December 16, 2005 6:09 am ET
by My last lover
B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
Haiku # 33795 December 16, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
memento mori
is definition haiku?
reminder of death
Haiku # 33794 December 15, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by Lush
Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
Haiku # 33793 December 15, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33792 December 15, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33791 December 15, 2005 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wave waves
Haiku # 33790 December 15, 2005 12:49 pm ET
by ash