copying my rhymes
is so lame, only do it
cuz you got no game

5 1 3 6 2
1 2 3 2 3 1 5
3 6 3 1 4

3 4 1 5 3
is mine, you know it, because
it's a master rhyme

Every chick that's had
my hard member, will mark you:
"Return to sender"

struggle to copy
my word play, what is up the
ass of Tina Fey?

her thirst for juice: high
teeth nibbled along my thigh
soft wet lips, oh my!

...suck suck suck suck suck...
!....!....!....!.....!......!........!
!........!.........!........swallow.

Minting cash? Easy
read financials till yer queasy
and/or marry rich

All mouths salivate
at the taste of babies of
Haiku in your face

The rectum widens
in anticipation and
eats a sticky bone.

Gotti boys on TV
"You steal my in' gel, bitch?"
May they rot in hell

Black woman's booty
Pushin finer? No, and try
the sixty-niner

My words rise above
make you dream of Jeannie, just
like Major Healy

Russkie girl's boxes
you ponder how they smell: great
milk you very well

what you'll never do:
match the awesome genious of
In your face Haiku

My right hand is grown
so big by masturbation.
Lefty gets lonely.
*
Typing a haiku
single-handedly tonight.
Lefty gets lucky.

Something stirs below.
The worm feasts in the graveyard.
I come in my pants.

Russian shotgun
Cheaper than Berreta, no?
God I love it so

Analyze me? Ha!
Just remember this: your wife
might have gobbled this

last was mine as well
you know that by now. Compete?
Hardly. Words fail you all

Russian brides want out
their soulful faces call: pick me
broken English ball

firetruck blazes by
howling dogs' throats point skyward
last Haiku? mine, dude

pretty Memphis belle
she lured me; made life hell
miss her now I do

so she thinks I lied
Always truer than she: I
babbling ignored

more mords to sulk by
I assure world destruction
even bleary eyed

watching our world fail
i silently contemplate
while laughing inside

Haikus tell stories
listen to events described
some are pathetic

psycho ex can stalk
bitch wants one more ride, no dice
thinks crying moves me

crawling from the womb
ever wanting right back in
all your Haikus trash

submissive begs, pleads
no Master! Crop smacks her thigh
her wetness runs down

these come so easily
you try to outdo, but fail
observe me, lightweights

intoxication
fishy smell, hands clenching hair
Lord give me some air!

Raise your head, raise your
feet, smoke a generous bowl
and beat your meat

eighteen she told me
cop's flashlight as she fellated
jury: rot bastard

Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!

Made in God

Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.

guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM

My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars

Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.

have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)

clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen

Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.

The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.

Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.

I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.

Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.

tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck

I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this

I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this