#Night watchman wanted.#
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face
by Anonymous Poet
It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?
by A Cybersex Addicted Masturbator
My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.
by Dave
Lying in the bath,
I check my balls
by smelly joe
Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John
by Anonymous Poet
Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!
by Lush
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by Anonymous Poet
Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.
by Chilli con carnage
A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.
by Dave
Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It
by Dave
Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother
by normal
The barn door opens.
by The Beast Master
Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik
by MrTitties of England
I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.
by MrsTitties of England
Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.
by MrsTitties of England
Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!
by MrTitties of England
I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!
by MrsTitties of England
Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?
by MrsTitties of England
i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?
by MrTitties of England
Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.
by MrTitties of England
Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...
by MrTitties of England
Turning Japanese,
think I
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
by What if it were I?
You
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
by ash
Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.
by Mr Tide
Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.
by normal
danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...
by MrTitties of England
I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!
by office jockey
Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!
by office jockey
my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...
by Mr Titties of England
Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.
by The Beast Master
"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.
by Mrs Titties of England
restraining order
rules are made to be broken
so are sexy girls
by office jockey
There's nothing quite like,
the satisfaction one gains,
from kicking a child.
by MrTitties of England
The buttocks of love,
squatting in defecation,
blast my dead heart out.
by Mr Happy of enjoy
Eating sausages.
They are good in my tummy.
I am the sausage man.
by MrsTitties of England
