Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves

Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds

feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here

spring nips at our backs
yet the asshole squints unwashed
someone grab the hose

I saw.
I conquered.
I came.

Jumping on his back,
Gollum destroys Frodo

Sweet Lord! I need pain!
Bleeding from my twistedness.
It makes me feel real.

her soft round buttocks
crave the sting of His harsh hand
the pain is so sweet

rhythmic paddle smacks
against her firm round bottom
flesh turns pink, then red

sensual spanking
His hand slaps her round bottom
pink handprints appear

To the pub tonight
Meat a woman, no knickers
Not spelling mistake

Sometimes life is tough
because I can

Writing bad haiku
Don't want to follow the rules
This line is short.

School takes too much time
Give me a pit stop for five
Treasure all of them

I live on a boat.
My neighbor is a dolphin.
I call him Skippy.

Bappetybappetybapptybap
Whumpawhumpawhumpa
El Camino, His Excellency

No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs

unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination

Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence

A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies

Sumguy from Sumwhere
Could see your reply
What was you gonna say?

From the Bridge of Sighs,
we both take a dump upstream,
pinch at the same time.
>
At the downstream side,
we lean over to watch for
whose log floats out first.

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nah u shut up u

Yeah what about it??

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Pit now
If you an't a Christian
Hell's breaking loose

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My coffee tastes cold.
I put my head in the fridge.
It tastes warm again.

Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick

is this a haiku
I do not know if it is
can you please check it

i like my coffee cup
like i like
my shoes (This is bad haiku, bad, this is...)

Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible

dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top

She

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.

Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.

Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.

Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren

asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted

I craveth LeBomb
A shared Sharpie fulfillment
Marry me Betty

brief paralysis
most enchanted by LeBomb
therein lies my lady

Ray Johnson was a
revelatory moment
ultimate art form

My dog looked at me
very seriously and
threw back seven pints

Shady ice cream cone
with raisons, potatoes, and
flecks of diced turtle

My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support