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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
jet lag off shift work
my mind kind of wandering
subtle exhaustion
Haiku # 34969 March 13, 2006 7:27 am ET
by ash
sitting in the night
beneath the autumnal sky
as dark as ever
Haiku # 34968 March 13, 2006 7:12 am ET
by ash
when my brain don't work
it kind of makes me worry
excepting i can't
Haiku # 34967 March 13, 2006 7:06 am ET
by ash
If you feed me sponge.
That would be nice, i got the
Funk its in a box.
Haiku # 34966 March 13, 2006 6:17 am ET
by Marsha Mellow of shatter resistant ruler.
Its fun using names
Disguise my identity
Mighty meaty mate
Haiku # 34965 March 13, 2006 6:02 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
My wet mouth breaks free
Draws rings around her nipples
I tease her erect
Haiku # 34964 March 13, 2006 5:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
She
Haiku # 34963 March 13, 2006 5:55 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
My hand touches her
Shuddering with urgency
She softly murmurs
Haiku # 34962 March 13, 2006 5:46 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
emo's like to cry
there so sad and want to die.
and wear eyeliner
Haiku # 34961 March 13, 2006 5:41 am ET
by marsha mellow of a filing cabinet?
Languid, nude skin screams
Joyfully undress secrets
Bare smooth breasts entice
Haiku # 34960 March 13, 2006 5:40 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
The succession starts
Springs early awakening
White snowdrop carpet
Haiku # 34959 March 13, 2006 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Cherry blossoms fall
snow upon the sidewalk. my
love is for haiku
Haiku # 34958 March 13, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Marriage is much like
a basketball. Orange and
round, covered with bumps
Haiku # 34957 March 13, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tree frogs signalling
mother fuckers cut me off
don't have right of way
Haiku # 34956 March 13, 2006 4:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'll-take-another
an onomatopoeia
when said slowly slurred
Haiku # 34955 March 13, 2006 4:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Parasitic worm
is controlling my thinking
gonna make me drink
Haiku # 34954 March 13, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stutterous bumble,
a rat-at-at tumble down
phonetic phumbler.
Haiku # 34953 March 12, 2006 12:40 am ET
by Mel Venus of Folk Land
Drawn taut like a bow
shoulder blades almost touching
can't code anymore
Haiku # 34952 March 11, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lint trap signaling
I'm left with a soggy mess
dryer's on the broke
Haiku # 34951 March 11, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Panoptical world
is the watcher aware?
I was
Haiku # 34950 March 11, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Mob of Scotland
tree frogs signaling
unstopping choir chanting spring
coldbloods warm... warmbloods
Haiku # 34949 March 11, 2006 8:22 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Cute
Though burdensome
Someone's cuter
Haiku # 34948 March 11, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
My word hits them
They run like the truth
From consequences
Haiku # 34947 March 11, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of My word hits them
Black widow she ain't
taking off
w/ Husband slayers
Haiku # 34946 March 11, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Hip here lizerd lizerd
mah poke is wearing thin
Could you shed some skin
Haiku # 34945 March 11, 2006 4:40 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Romans, Huns and Ottomans
Small fry for those
Who stole my wife
Haiku # 34944 March 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Heck, indicient proposal
will take his wife
Willy Nilly
Haiku # 34943 March 11, 2006 3:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
hola' hovito
drug selling to rap singing
crapulous old fool
Haiku # 34942 March 11, 2006 3:48 am ET
by Steve Stevenson of Guam
Patton had a Willie
Babe and Baxter were just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
Haiku # 34941 March 11, 2006 3:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
Serbian New Riches
collecting their toys
They spare nuns
Haiku # 34940 March 11, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves
Haiku # 34939 March 11, 2006 1:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
Haiku # 34938 March 11, 2006 1:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here
Haiku # 34937 March 11, 2006 12:35 am ET
by ash
spring nips at our backs
yet the asshole squints unwashed
someone grab the hose
Haiku # 34936 March 10, 2006 8:49 pm ET
by psarah
I saw.
I conquered.
I came.
Haiku # 34935 March 10, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Julius seized her
Jumping on his back,
Gollum destroys Frodo
Haiku # 34934 March 10, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Sweet Lord! I need pain!
Bleeding from my twistedness.
It makes me feel real.
Haiku # 34933 March 10, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by Mr Happy


her soft round buttocks
crave the sting of His harsh hand
the pain is so sweet
Haiku # 34932 March 10, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ


rhythmic paddle smacks
against her firm round bottom
flesh turns pink, then red
Haiku # 34931 March 10, 2006 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ


sensual spanking
His hand slaps her round bottom
pink handprints appear
Haiku # 34930 March 10, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
To the pub tonight
Meat a woman, no knickers
Not spelling mistake
Haiku # 34929 March 10, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Sometimes life is tough
because I can
Haiku # 34928 March 9, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Doughy MacGoughy of Slough
Writing bad haiku
Don't want to follow the rules
This line is short.
Haiku # 34927 March 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
School takes too much time
Give me a pit stop for five
Treasure all of them
Haiku # 34926 March 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by Left-Hand Trump of cell block 1138
I live on a boat.
My neighbor is a dolphin.
I call him Skippy.
Haiku # 34925 March 9, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Mad Ken
Bappetybappetybapptybap
Whumpawhumpawhumpa
El Camino, His Excellency
Haiku # 34924 March 9, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs
Haiku # 34923 March 9, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination
Haiku # 34922 March 9, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence
Haiku # 34921 March 9, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies
Haiku # 34920 March 9, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ