I hate bad haiku
Oh yes I do it is true
I hate bad haiku
by Janis
 
			
Praise... to the men of
morals, caring, but endure
other... PROFILING! 
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills 
 
			
By the way I
by Who looks out for you?
 
			
Of relationships
Most of us are self centred
Many weak, selfish
*
Married but alone
Just had a conversation
Wife badly let down
*
She thought she may die
Hereditary disease
Rare but a huge threat
*
She
by Who looks out for you?
 
			
The evening laughter
collapses like a balloon.
A raw nerve exposed.
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Silence turns solid.
One word could split her atom.
I make some coffee.
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A hard stare obtrudes.
My apology stumbles.
I wear the coffee.
by Jacket of Java 
 
			
Everyone get down!
Don
by Hoodie of Asboland 
 
			
Get out of my field!
You
by Rambo the Rambler
 
			
behold tiny monkey
watch him swoop,watch him circle.
i am fond of sponges
by marsha mellow. of spazkadoodle 
 
			
Blancmange pleasure domes,
Soft-whipped ice cream minarets,
kiss tipped marshmallows.
by I like tits
 
			
acknowledge my sloth
feeble are my synapses
be horizontal
by ash
 
			
Damned in a knife flash
sending one soul to heaven,
the other to hell.
by Mack the knife
 
			
.. ..-. .. - -- --- 
by MORS VERBORVM MEAM ANIMAM LENTE PERDIT of INSVLA LONTANA 
 
			
jet lag off shift work
my mind kind of wandering
subtle exhaustion
by ash
 
			
sitting in the night
beneath the autumnal sky
as dark as ever
by ash
 
			
when my brain don't work
it kind of makes me worry
excepting i can't
by ash
 
			
If you feed me sponge. 
That would be nice, i got the
Funk its in a box.
by Marsha Mellow of shatter resistant ruler. 
 
			
Its fun using names
Disguise my identity
Mighty meaty mate
by Mighty meaty matey
 
			
My wet mouth breaks free
Draws rings around her nipples
I tease her erect
by Mighty meaty matey
 
			
She
by Mighty meaty matey
 
			
My hand touches her
Shuddering with urgency
She softly murmurs 
by Mighty meaty matey
 
			
emo's like to cry
there so sad and want to die.
and wear eyeliner
by marsha mellow of a filing cabinet? 
 
			
Languid, nude skin screams
Joyfully undress secrets 
Bare smooth breasts entice
by Mighty meaty matey
 
			
The succession starts
Springs early awakening
White snowdrop carpet
by William Nippress
 
			
Cherry blossoms fall
snow upon the sidewalk. my
love is for haiku
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Marriage is much like
a basketball. Orange and
round, covered with bumps
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Tree frogs signalling
mother fuckers cut me off
don't have right of way
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I'll-take-another
an onomatopoeia
when said slowly slurred
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Parasitic worm
is controlling my thinking
gonna make me drink
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Stutterous bumble,
a rat-at-at tumble down
phonetic phumbler.
by Mel Venus of Folk Land 
 
			
Drawn taut like a bow
shoulder blades almost touching
can't code anymore
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Lint trap signaling
I'm left with a soggy mess
dryer's on the broke
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Panoptical world 
is the watcher aware?
I was 
by Mob of Scotland 
 
			
tree frogs signaling
unstopping choir chanting spring
coldbloods warm... warmbloods
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills 
 
			
Cute
Though burdensome
Someone's cuter
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
My word hits them
They run like the truth
From consequences
by Milos Vujasinovic of My word hits them 
 
			
Black widow she ain't
taking off
w/ Husband slayers
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
Hip here lizerd lizerd
mah poke is wearing thin
Could you shed some skin
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
Romans, Huns and Ottomans
Small fry for those
Who stole my wife
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
Heck, indicient proposal
will take his wife
Willy Nilly
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
hola' hovito
drug selling to rap singing
crapulous old fool
by Steve Stevenson of Guam 
 
			
Patton had a Willie 
Babe and Baxter were just silly 
Princess Anne's bit them dudes 
And Bud is for Spuds
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia 
 
			
Serbian New Riches
collecting their toys
They spare nuns
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia 
 
			
feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here
by ash
 
			
spring nips at our backs
yet the asshole squints unwashed
someone grab the hose
by psarah
 
			
I saw.
I conquered.
I came.
by Julius seized her
 
			
Jumping on his back,
Gollum destroys Frodo
by Pokeaman of Sodom 
 
			
Sweet Lord! I need pain!
Bleeding from my twistedness.
It makes me feel real.
by Mr Happy
 
			
 
 
her soft round buttocks
crave the sting of His harsh hand 
the pain is so sweet
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ