Didn't believe it
but it's clearly stated in
the biscuit bible

The fence post of love
when driven in the ground firm
supports many birds

Love is a stapler
stapling things into a stack
dripping with fluids

the fine line between
sanity and madness is
even finer now

Beautiful garden
We

We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye

Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?

love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids

swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in

Just two days to go
I

Riptide emotion
You

The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies

Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus

This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon

bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look

gasping silent scream
Vesuvius eruption
molten lava voice

Joan of Arc lends me
her armour, sword, silver shield
my heart's defenders

soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love

soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone

we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic

My exploration
Places where no one

Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore

Sometimes you

sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that

Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven

Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms

Mighty meaty mate
I

Lawyer

I watch for the signs
Our mother

If my words touch you
Let them stay with you awhile
Rest your pain with me

oh wonderous turd
an ode to you on this day
I'll miss you a lot

Although I

warm air and cool ground
breeze carries flower spring smell
comfortable nap

My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black

he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers

A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE

Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one

My eyes mustn

solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now

Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms

Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth

The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure

She

Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation