Do you want to know?
What its like to be in love?
Feet never touching
*
Ground

So soft and tender
Fabulous fabulosa
I just worship you

I

You

Save yourself for me
Don

Tonight my lover
Take down your pants on my knee
I

Wetsuit survival
As we splash about the world
Trying to survive

Water splashing down
Ice cold springs of clear water
Feeding the beauty

You came from the love
Your mother and father had
Do you deny it?
*
So why protest so
OK Love is hard to find
But to deny it?
*
Take love where offered
It

If he dreams big again
just take him out
The easiest way

If he dreams big again
just skunk him out
The easiest way

If he dreams big anew
don't hesitate
Shoot him in the head

If he dreams big anew
read my lips
It's a done deal

Too many lies
for one haiku fool
To accept, Haiku Op.

Like someone said, my
throbing skin an't the cheapest
Neither, haiku

Pointless debating
several attempts already
this time do him in right, haiku

Haiku, me no wright no more
haiku wants some
.... yay

Take me out to the ballgame
to the ballgame
Haiku - haiku yay

Need a littlle bit of character
have tons
Have tons of haiku

Cannot change the world
could only listen to others
Cracking up here

love is a strong drug
it can have bad side effects
where's the fda ?

Love is a sedan
promising to run at a
hundred thousand miles

Didn't believe it
but it's clearly stated in
the biscuit bible

The fence post of love
when driven in the ground firm
supports many birds

Love is a stapler
stapling things into a stack
dripping with fluids

the fine line between
sanity and madness is
even finer now

Beautiful garden
We

We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye

Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?

love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids

swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in

Just two days to go
I

Riptide emotion
You

The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies

Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus

This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon

bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look

gasping silent scream
Vesuvius eruption
molten lava voice

Joan of Arc lends me
her armour, sword, silver shield
my heart's defenders

soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love

soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone

we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic

My exploration
Places where no one

Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore

Sometimes you

sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that

Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven

Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms

Mighty meaty mate
I

Lawyer