Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
During the blackout
Senses highten and fears grow
Moreso when you're blind
Haiku # 35176 March 25, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fallen through the ice
Shudder - look up in terror
my own reflection
Haiku # 35175 March 25, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
speak to me of love
i'll give you a mouthful too
or else lip service
Haiku # 35174 March 25, 2006 7:22 am ET
by ash
Spamming chinese bot
You nonsensical typeface
Is so meaningless
Haiku # 35173 March 24, 2006 11:36 pm ET
by Janis
hot squishy girl bits
throbbing protuberances
and a dream of love
Haiku # 35172 March 24, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
smelling of new car fragrance
until it backfires
Haiku # 35171 March 24, 2006 5:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i wonder if you
realize that the functional
purpose is greater
Haiku # 35170 March 24, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by 30N of South Austin
poor drunken captain
hazelwood; found out that oil
and water don't mix
Haiku # 35169 March 24, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Prince William Sound of Alaska
Ivory Snow Girl
Marilyn is best known for
"Behind the Green Door."
Haiku # 35168 March 24, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the dance studio
was blackballed; boycott by the
whole community
Haiku # 35167 March 24, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

the greatest mistake
you can make in life; fearing
that you will make one
Haiku # 35166 March 24, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Can someone help me
I want to mate earth woman
Produce pale green kids
Haiku # 35165 March 24, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by little green man
Its Liquid coolant
Leaking from my booster jet
I
Haiku # 35164 March 24, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Little green man friend of MMM
Do you want to know?
What its like to be in love?
Feet never touching
*
Ground
Haiku # 35163 March 24, 2006 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
So soft and tender
Fabulous fabulosa
I just worship you
Haiku # 35162 March 24, 2006 7:38 am ET
by MMM
I
Haiku # 35161 March 24, 2006 7:27 am ET
by MMM
You
Haiku # 35160 March 24, 2006 7:25 am ET
by MMM
Save yourself for me
Don
Haiku # 35159 March 24, 2006 7:21 am ET
by MMM
Tonight my lover
Take down your pants on my knee
I
Haiku # 35158 March 24, 2006 7:17 am ET
by MMM
Wetsuit survival
As we splash about the world
Trying to survive
Haiku # 35157 March 24, 2006 7:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Water splashing down
Ice cold springs of clear water
Feeding the beauty
Haiku # 35156 March 24, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
You came from the love
Your mother and father had
Do you deny it?
*
So why protest so
OK Love is hard to find
But to deny it?
*
Take love where offered
It
Haiku # 35155 March 24, 2006 7:04 am ET
by MMM for Betty and Ash

If he dreams big again
just take him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35154 March 24, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big again
just skunk him out
The easiest way
Haiku # 35153 March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
don't hesitate
Shoot him in the head
Haiku # 35152 March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
If he dreams big anew
read my lips
It's a done deal
Haiku # 35151 March 24, 2006 4:01 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Too many lies
for one haiku fool
To accept, Haiku Op.
Haiku # 35150 March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Like someone said, my
throbing skin an't the cheapest
Neither, haiku
Haiku # 35149 March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Pointless debating
several attempts already
this time do him in right, haiku
Haiku # 35148 March 24, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku, me no wright no more
haiku wants some
.... yay
Haiku # 35147 March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Take me out to the ballgame
to the ballgame
Haiku - haiku yay
Haiku # 35146 March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Need a littlle bit of character
have tons
Have tons of haiku
Haiku # 35145 March 24, 2006 3:59 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Cannot change the world
could only listen to others
Cracking up here
Haiku # 35144 March 24, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
love is a strong drug
it can have bad side effects
where's the fda ?
Haiku # 35143 March 24, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Love is a sedan
promising to run at a
hundred thousand miles
Haiku # 35142 March 24, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Didn't believe it
but it's clearly stated in
the biscuit bible
Haiku # 35141 March 24, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The fence post of love
when driven in the ground firm
supports many birds
Haiku # 35140 March 24, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love is a stapler
stapling things into a stack
dripping with fluids
Haiku # 35139 March 24, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the fine line between
sanity and madness is
even finer now
Haiku # 35138 March 23, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Beautiful garden
We
Haiku # 35137 March 23, 2006 11:27 am ET
by MMM
We met at lunchtime
Secret garden rendezvous
Both Delight the eye
Haiku # 35136 March 23, 2006 11:12 am ET
by MMM
Cynical love Lorne
Ash you need to be in love
Or maybe you were?
Haiku # 35135 March 23, 2006 8:06 am ET
by MMM
love is a mirage
passion is just illusion
but with more fluids
Haiku # 35134 March 23, 2006 6:09 am ET
by ash
swim across the rip
that way you don't get sucked out
even if sucked in
Haiku # 35133 March 23, 2006 6:05 am ET
by ash
Just two days to go
I
Haiku # 35132 March 23, 2006 6:02 am ET
by MMM
Riptide emotion
You
Haiku # 35131 March 23, 2006 5:55 am ET
by MMM
The kitties sit here
wearing little pirate hats
such pissy pussies
Haiku # 35130 March 23, 2006 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Down the earthen hole
path throbbing of life itself
please feed the fetus
Haiku # 35129 March 22, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This is not a game
Follow the rabbit here -
Somthing starts soon
Haiku # 35128 March 22, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku_science@yahoo.co.uk of Behind The Curtain
bald since his mid-teens
now uses spray-on hair for
a pileous look
Haiku # 35127 March 22, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ