Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ending What Is Forever,
Only Meaning Now,
Precludes Mad Thoughts
Haiku # 35776 May 1, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by Army
The Greatest Thoughts,
Reserved, Relished,
For Those Later Realitie's
Haiku # 35775 May 1, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by Army
Hussein gets heated.
"I don't follow your reply."
I elaborate:
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I sent three haiku
just as you asked me to send.
And now you have four.
Haiku # 35774 May 1, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
In jodphurs and spurs
I galloped to the ashram
Indian cowboy
Haiku # 35773 May 1, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by Lush
its catch-22
do these pants make me look fat?
no correct answer
Haiku # 35772 May 1, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hussein sent email:
"Please write haiku for my class!"
And so I replied:
-
Oh, you lazy soul!
You're cheating on your homework!
My laugh for today.
-

Teacher, take notice:
Hussein's pulling a fast one.
Don't be taken in!
-
I'm not offended.
I like to write haiku -- but
you might have paid me.
Haiku # 35771 May 1, 2006 7:29 am ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
a much better link
i like your site mr. g
i love aeroplanes
Haiku # 35770 April 30, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
i want my xanax
and i want some furniture
and advertising

...........................not !
Haiku # 35769 April 30, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by ash
Spamming Bad Haiku?
Polluting our pollution?
All spammers must die!
Haiku # 35768 April 30, 2006 9:09 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
useless spam removed
Haiku # 35767 April 30, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by bar
useless spam removed
Haiku # 35766 April 30, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by bar
Petit mal seizure
At Studio 54
Coveted dance prize
Haiku # 35765 April 30, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
"THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"
One born every minute?
Not this kid, weasel.
Haiku # 35764 April 30, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
When the label says:
ACME: THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST
read: BUYER BEWARE
Haiku # 35763 April 30, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Iran A-bomb work
"Stop it or we will nuke you"
That's irrational
Haiku # 35762 April 30, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
Kabul/Washington
Similar vists - great folks
Only shot at twice
Haiku # 35761 April 30, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
'Beer, Guns and Ammo'
Drive-Thru! E-Z Finance!
That's a good idea?
Haiku # 35760 April 30, 2006 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
U.S., my parents
Alike, not 'dysfunctional'
but 'afunctional'
Haiku # 35759 April 30, 2006 11:15 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
it's hardly nothing
the production of haiku
a great achievement
Haiku # 35758 April 30, 2006 8:19 am ET
by ash
Ineffectual
Diffident and indolent
Achieving nothing
Haiku # 35757 April 29, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by Lush
Summer stars call to
Pilgrims of uncertain faith
Fire falls from the sky
Haiku # 35756 April 29, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by Karen, wife of Claudia
Eating cheeseburgers
Sitting on stacks of money
You know us so well
Haiku # 35755 April 29, 2006 6:20 pm ET
by American of course
Earthwalker3, you
Walk into my soul, and leave
My heart fluttering
Haiku # 35754 April 29, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Debbie of Ipanema
Black legs scattered
The dictionary falls fast
On the poor spider
Haiku # 35753 April 29, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by Aubergine of Iceland
Wait, how does it go?
World Opinions are like holes
Everyone's got one
Haiku # 35752 April 29, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Sick of you
potentially huge
my new tv series pitch
"leave it to shiva"
Haiku # 35751 April 29, 2006 5:18 am ET
by ash
I try to post an
innocent one, and it's just
misconstrued. Lost cause...
Haiku # 35750 April 28, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Don't wallow in
bitterness. Unbecomming.
You're too full of bile.
Haiku # 35749 April 28, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
If not mistaken,
Aristophanes said it:
"Your head's up your ass."
Haiku # 35748 April 28, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Lush
Claiming USA's
Universal ignorance
Just reveals your own
Haiku # 35747 April 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by WorldOpinionABoor
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
Haiku # 35746 April 28, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
France: some serious
reality denial.
Don't fight it -- make it.
Haiku # 35745 April 28, 2006 3:27 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
pick up broken glass
careful not to cut my hand
woops! where is my thumb?
Haiku # 35744 April 28, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hatred, vitriol, ...
My life is too short to waste
on such things. Keep 'em.
Haiku # 35743 April 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
You feeling "got at"
Welcome to rest of the world
Well that makes a change
-
More and more places
You
Haiku # 35742 April 28, 2006 6:42 am ET
by World opinion
That's not fair at all
I
Haiku # 35741 April 28, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Defender of the US underdog
Over Simplify?
Have to for Americans!
They won
Haiku # 35740 April 28, 2006 6:27 am ET
by World opinion
the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one
Haiku # 35739 April 28, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Janis
Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku
Haiku # 35738 April 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Tired of the bad attitude
See #25917
Haiku # 35737 April 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Lush/Maestro
We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?
Haiku # 35736 April 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.
Haiku # 35735 April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.
Haiku # 35734 April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers
Haiku # 35733 April 27, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled
Haiku # 35732 April 27, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Lush
When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!
Haiku # 35731 April 27, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!
Haiku # 35730 April 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory
Haiku # 35729 April 27, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Kayla Rihani of Chicago, IL USA
Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there
Haiku # 35728 April 27, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them
Haiku # 35727 April 27, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb