Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the land of the free
america oh america
but serbs do free verse
Haiku # 35809 May 4, 2006 5:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
History's course: some
bright, mostly dark and brutal.
We've had it easy.
Haiku # 35808 May 4, 2006 12:41 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Why don't Fuck the US as well
When there is no American Dream
It's all gone now!
Haiku # 35807 May 3, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
What U.S. troppers want
married immigrants chicks
Bastards of the world unite
***
Why don't Fuck the US as well
Haiku # 35806 May 3, 2006 11:05 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Scherbs, scherbs
what a lousy nation
ashamed to be
Haiku # 35805 May 3, 2006 11:03 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Land of Barbers
From Morrocco
USA is shit
***
Hope you ring when SELL
Hope you rot in Hell
Hope all is Well
Haiku # 35804 May 3, 2006 11:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
computer write verse
nonsensical as it is
i don't really care
Haiku # 35803 May 3, 2006 10:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sordid Sybarites!
Clad in veneer of velvet.
Soul remains naked
Haiku # 35802 May 3, 2006 8:16 pm ET
by Lush
Another name for
me! Missed: insult my country.
You have a country?
Haiku # 35801 May 3, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Fear Not, My Dear Web
Mistress. I Am Here For
You To Devour.
Haiku # 35800 May 3, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Army
Oh fluffy pillow
I think of you in the day
My head needs some soft
Haiku # 35799 May 3, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
The jitters, bad breath,
and frequent urination.
I love my coffee.
Haiku # 35798 May 3, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh silly spam bot
I do loathe thee oh so much
make me write haiku
Haiku # 35797 May 3, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Last night at salsa
I danced with lovely Lorna
New move she showed me
*
Bought her face so close
So sensual, provocative
My lips brushed her cheek
*
Arm around my neck
Her face held inches from mine
So unexpected
*
Mate Simon just laughed
He could see my flustered state
Locked tightly to her
*
My heart was pounding
Cute and slim sexy body
Such hot temptation
Haiku # 35796 May 3, 2006 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
So brightly she shone
Where
Haiku # 35795 May 3, 2006 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Thought you
Haiku # 35794 May 3, 2006 7:59 am ET
by World opinion
Wet streets softly lit
Stars fall under midnights spell
Dark sky surrenders
Haiku # 35793 May 3, 2006 7:55 am ET
by World opinion
Anger, low-brow dreck?
You save your indignation
For your red neck self
Haiku # 35792 May 3, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Educations not all its cracked up to be
In the great words of
Curly from Three Stooges
...whoo, whooo, whooo!
Haiku # 35791 May 2, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by zipperhead
She Left No Trace,
Except One Or Two,
Leftover Salmon.
Haiku # 35790 May 2, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by Army
My Girl Of Late,
Janis Took The Bait,
Hook, Line, Stinker.
Haiku # 35789 May 2, 2006 3:42 pm ET
by Army
spammie like content
removed by hand for this time
soon to be auto
Haiku # 35788 May 2, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Verbal sparring can
be fun. But, wild anger
is just low-brow dreck.
Haiku # 35787 May 2, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I
Haiku # 35786 May 2, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ball full of water
Blaine taking on a sperm whale
Yes ok but why?
Haiku # 35785 May 2, 2006 10:57 am ET
by World opinion
A Haiku to Lament Lost Sleep:

3 o'clock A.M.
Crying awakes my slumber
The cat wants in now

The neighbors are rude
The cat yowls to be let in
Yet no one listens

Except our family
Yearning for our precious sleep
It will not shut up

As the night wind blows
And the cat cries like sadness
I am still awake
Haiku # 35784 May 2, 2006 10:55 am ET
by Cat of Ohio
Water on the brain
It was a problem, cured now
A tap on the knee
Haiku # 35783 May 2, 2006 10:49 am ET
by World opinion
perhaps he's insane
you've got to learn to chill, blaine
water on the brain
Haiku # 35782 May 2, 2006 9:29 am ET
by ash
I know you
Haiku # 35781 May 2, 2006 7:27 am ET
by World opinion
What is the World Bank
Haiku # 35780 May 2, 2006 7:16 am ET
by World opinion
You read it didn
Haiku # 35779 May 2, 2006 6:54 am ET
by World opinion
the fucking spammers
the world would be much better
without all of them
Haiku # 35778 May 1, 2006 11:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are poems
with syllables on each line:
five, seven, and five.
Haiku # 35777 May 1, 2006 7:15 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Ending What Is Forever,
Only Meaning Now,
Precludes Mad Thoughts
Haiku # 35776 May 1, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by Army
The Greatest Thoughts,
Reserved, Relished,
For Those Later Realitie's
Haiku # 35775 May 1, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by Army
Hussein gets heated.
"I don't follow your reply."
I elaborate:
-
I sent three haiku
just as you asked me to send.
And now you have four.
Haiku # 35774 May 1, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
In jodphurs and spurs
I galloped to the ashram
Indian cowboy
Haiku # 35773 May 1, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by Lush
its catch-22
do these pants make me look fat?
no correct answer
Haiku # 35772 May 1, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hussein sent email:
"Please write haiku for my class!"
And so I replied:
-
Oh, you lazy soul!
You're cheating on your homework!
My laugh for today.
-

Teacher, take notice:
Hussein's pulling a fast one.
Don't be taken in!
-
I'm not offended.
I like to write haiku -- but
you might have paid me.
Haiku # 35771 May 1, 2006 7:29 am ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
a much better link
i like your site mr. g
i love aeroplanes
Haiku # 35770 April 30, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
i want my xanax
and i want some furniture
and advertising

...........................not !
Haiku # 35769 April 30, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by ash
Spamming Bad Haiku?
Polluting our pollution?
All spammers must die!
Haiku # 35768 April 30, 2006 9:09 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
useless spam removed
Haiku # 35767 April 30, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by bar
useless spam removed
Haiku # 35766 April 30, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by bar
Petit mal seizure
At Studio 54
Coveted dance prize
Haiku # 35765 April 30, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
"THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"
One born every minute?
Not this kid, weasel.
Haiku # 35764 April 30, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
When the label says:
ACME: THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST
read: BUYER BEWARE
Haiku # 35763 April 30, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Iran A-bomb work
"Stop it or we will nuke you"
That's irrational
Haiku # 35762 April 30, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
Kabul/Washington
Similar vists - great folks
Only shot at twice
Haiku # 35761 April 30, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
'Beer, Guns and Ammo'
Drive-Thru! E-Z Finance!
That's a good idea?
Haiku # 35760 April 30, 2006 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto