ribald poesy
rampant, flagrant heresy
chronic pleurisy

Hosting parasites
All hail Janis, source of site
Approaching midnight

back to the beaches
it was nice to be away
but this is my home

Vladane jebem ti mrtvu majku
na grobu tvog nerodjenog deteta
I svim tebi slicnim

Beware of Dog sign
A dominant colour scheme
And nothing to say

Five syllables first
Seven syllables come next
Finish with five more

There's no need to fret
Just because that big wave is
crashing down on us

she moved to charleston
now she has a new boyfriend
I'm stuck all alone

Meet two ex girlfriends
With one today 2.30
Other tomorrow
-
Thought I

on my holiday
a square mile of time capsule
and lots of suburbs

on the powerbook
after a brief hiatus
here in adelaide

And then listen to
the murmers of the ludites
musings insincere

Two large auto bots
No one reads them or acts or connects
What a waste of space

I think that one day
we'll abandon our bodies
and become machines

Nice conversation
Alphabit alternate names
One is Ascii puffs

Moral dilemmas
Pondering the good fortune
of those in great need

Dead duck is floating,
spinning, caught in the twirling
eddy of desire

A student no more
No uni ever again
And I didn't fail

England wins its first
A nice one nothing final
Heartbreak comes later

strange - no haiku for two days
are you guys asleep or what?
i hope you're angry

rearranging rhymes
not uncreative really
nonartificial

lyrical death threat
nasty words, search engine roars
treat me with caution

see me hear me but
still you try to box me in
think you know my mind

does sound like pussy
though impossible you are
not replacing bach

antigravity
you must read Einstein's Hot Time
funny article

The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!

ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too

I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad

us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper

Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital

Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh

The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street

Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA

Sheila, the deserter.
Left EVERYONE in tow,
including her dead father.

Sheila is now dead,
In the abandonment of
all that she ever knew.

The thing about plants
Is that they don't like to move
That's why they're called plants

bad haiku by ash
salsa dancing jimila
tango and lorna

I said it before
But I will say it again
You

Standards gone down loads
Bad haiku was

The sirens are singing
I follow them
"You

Listen up Al Gore.
Here's "An Inconvenient Truth:"
You're not viable.

I proclaim, "Get those
mutherfuckin' snakes off this
mutherfuckin' plane"

oh man in the moon
stop giggling you foolish clown
as world goes gaga

Stupidity reigns
From land of the rising sun
Came that spammer bot

Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.

A journey hates earth.
Returned fish turn and priests walk.
Hairs set but cold walks.

Blue, green hands return.
Twisting nuns clash the towers.
Delicate clouds run.

Must pronounce them right:
mathematics family,
family mathematics.

Cold sets ugly sheep.
The fish loiter or mud falls.
Stupidity waits.

It's not metaphor
I know why the caged bird sings
Innate, not plaintive