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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!
Haiku # 36188 June 9, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Shoot m ups are bad
ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too
Haiku # 36187 June 9, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by nephrologist of Austrian dialysis station
I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad
Haiku # 36186 June 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku are bad
us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper
Haiku # 36185 June 9, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by alpinist of Austria
Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital
Haiku # 36184 June 9, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Drugs are bad
Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh
Haiku # 36183 June 9, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street
Haiku # 36182 June 9, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Janis
Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA
Haiku # 36181 June 9, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila, the deserter.
Left EVERYONE in tow,
including her dead father.
Haiku # 36180 June 9, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila is now dead,
In the abandonment of
all that she ever knew.
Haiku # 36179 June 9, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Stan Kho
The thing about plants
Is that they don't like to move
That's why they're called plants
Haiku # 36178 June 9, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
bad haiku by ash
salsa dancing jimila
tango and lorna
Haiku # 36177 June 9, 2006 9:38 am ET
by mellie
I said it before
But I will say it again
You
Haiku # 36176 June 9, 2006 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
Standards gone down loads
Bad haiku was
Haiku # 36175 June 9, 2006 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
The sirens are singing
I follow them
"You
Haiku # 36174 June 9, 2006 1:19 am ET
by Mara of Vancity, Canada
Listen up Al Gore.
Here's "An Inconvenient Truth:"
You're not viable.
Haiku # 36173 June 9, 2006 12:26 am ET
by Lush
I proclaim, "Get those
mutherfuckin' snakes off this
mutherfuckin' plane"
Haiku # 36172 June 8, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
oh man in the moon
stop giggling you foolish clown
as world goes gaga
Haiku # 36171 June 8, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by man from the jungle of Austria
Stupidity reigns
From land of the rising sun
Came that spammer bot
Haiku # 36170 June 7, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Janis
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36169 June 7, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey hates earth.
Returned fish turn and priests walk.
Hairs set but cold walks.
Haiku # 36168 June 7, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue, green hands return.
Twisting nuns clash the towers.
Delicate clouds run.
Haiku # 36167 June 7, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Must pronounce them right:
mathematics family,
family mathematics.
Haiku # 36166 June 7, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Cold sets ugly sheep.
The fish loiter or mud falls.
Stupidity waits.
Haiku # 36165 June 7, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's not metaphor
I know why the caged bird sings
Innate, not plaintive
Haiku # 36164 June 7, 2006 12:59 pm ET
by Lush
Some spam is tasty
I'm way into "teen fisting"
To the elbow kids!
Haiku # 36163 June 7, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Mud roughly hunts smoke.
Good cold hates a plundered spice.
Cruelly, ships burn.
Haiku # 36162 June 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs walk then truth plays.
Broken empty angels wake.
Blossom strokes summer.
Haiku # 36161 June 7, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The arrows bend pears.
Love returns then the eyes wake.
A petal scolds breasts.
Haiku # 36160 June 7, 2006 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking spammer bot
you make me see red you do
I hate you to bits
Haiku # 36159 June 7, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Grrrrr
Earth splashes yet triumphs break.
Fair plundered angels retire.
Wonder turns the birds.
Haiku # 36158 June 7, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lemons kiss wonder.
Pianos slip for pears wait.
Small flustered mouths splash.
Haiku # 36157 June 7, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Truth turns a kind knight.
Operas recognise nuns.
Joy eats ugly leaves.
Haiku # 36156 June 7, 2006 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Armies fear duets.
Cruel blossom carouses.
Shortly, red eyes burn.
Haiku # 36155 June 7, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silver angels set.
A slick judge greenly breaks rain.
Wonder moves a spice.
Haiku # 36154 June 7, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stanzas walk.
A walked army startles spring.
Rain splashes a sheep.
Haiku # 36153 June 7, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Journeys break vampires.
Apples bite indifference.
A young priest starts girls.
Haiku # 36152 June 7, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Played cruel hail walks.
Returning empty knights set.
Priests walk or fear waits.
Haiku # 36151 June 7, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Indifference burns.
A huge candle bends water.
Full fluttered hell turns.
Haiku # 36150 June 7, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36149 June 7, 2006 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A butterfly works.
A cat sets but summer burns.
Love melts white frogs.
Haiku # 36148 June 7, 2006 9:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The mouths diminish.
Tepid hard eagerness falls.
The leaves love heaven.
Haiku # 36147 June 7, 2006 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sad earth splashes.
Journeys fall and midnight wakes.
The plundered sheep slip.
Haiku # 36146 June 7, 2006 8:43 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Stanzas catch the girls.
Stupidity scolds papers.
A hand burns the pears.
Haiku # 36145 June 7, 2006 8:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The flowers loiter.
Ignorantly, the men walk.
Nuns catch walked vampires.
Haiku # 36144 June 7, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A sad, fair frog works.
A slick lover sprouts armies.
Ice offers a star.
Haiku # 36143 June 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Fair, slick ice loiters.
Lemons wake for frogs play.
Lakes work or nuns burn.
Haiku # 36142 June 7, 2006 5:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
A tree breaks heaven.
Twisted yellow wisdom breaks.
The arrows retire.
Haiku # 36141 June 7, 2006 3:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
***
Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah
Haiku # 36140 June 7, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux
Haiku # 36139 June 6, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto