Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Some hard drive failure
mixed in with some partying
The weekend excites
Haiku # 36226 June 18, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Masterful being
Your imaginariness
Is what you do best
Haiku # 36225 June 18, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
wake up to myself
the time for naked has passed
smear the vaseline


Haiku # 36224 June 17, 2006 11:38 pm ET
by ash
counting syllables
it's like painting by numbers
if your soul's not bared
Haiku # 36223 June 17, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by ash
"Time Dog" saves future
A science fiction short film
By Robert Peacock

*****
LepreCon Film Fest
Second Annual Awards
Best of Show: "Time Dog"
Haiku # 36222 June 16, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Snap. You've been served will,
Now get to it you pussies
Let the verse kick ass.
Haiku # 36221 June 16, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Janis of its on!
Yo, William Asspress.
How about an example
Of genius in verse?
Haiku # 36220 June 16, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Lush
Aghaa, write something good!
Your drivel
Haiku # 36219 June 16, 2006 6:34 am ET
by William nippress of Why do you bother?
What the fuck is that Exit
when there is no exit
At least not from your skin
Haiku # 36218 June 16, 2006 6:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
naked in the past,
forgot time travel rule one:
you can't go in clothes

-- inspired by the movie, "The Terminator"
and the SciFaiku of James M. Palmer at Area 51
Haiku # 36217 June 15, 2006 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Serbs are as bad
as the rest of the shit in the world
True badder, no mistake
Haiku # 36216 June 15, 2006 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Screw any city elders
herding after individual
Serbs or not
Haiku # 36215 June 15, 2006 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Haiku # 36214 June 15, 2006 6:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ribald poesy
rampant, flagrant heresy
chronic pleurisy
Haiku # 36213 June 15, 2006 12:08 am ET
by Lush
Hosting parasites
All hail Janis, source of site
Approaching midnight
Haiku # 36212 June 14, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
back to the beaches
it was nice to be away
but this is my home
Haiku # 36211 June 14, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by ash
Vladane jebem ti mrtvu majku
na grobu tvog nerodjenog deteta
I svim tebi slicnim
Haiku # 36210 June 14, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beware of Dog sign
A dominant colour scheme
And nothing to say
Haiku # 36209 June 14, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by Janis
Five syllables first
Seven syllables come next
Finish with five more
Haiku # 36208 June 14, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
There's no need to fret
Just because that big wave is
crashing down on us
Haiku # 36207 June 14, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she moved to charleston
now she has a new boyfriend
I'm stuck all alone
Haiku # 36206 June 13, 2006 10:33 am ET
by left b hind of euphoria, Mi
Meet two ex girlfriends
With one today 2.30
Other tomorrow
-
Thought I
Haiku # 36205 June 13, 2006 7:17 am ET
by Male chauvinist of Not my real name
on my holiday
a square mile of time capsule
and lots of suburbs
Haiku # 36204 June 12, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
on the powerbook
after a brief hiatus
here in adelaide
Haiku # 36203 June 12, 2006 8:02 pm ET
by ash
And then listen to
the murmers of the ludites
musings insincere
Haiku # 36202 June 12, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Two large auto bots
No one reads them or acts or connects
What a waste of space
Haiku # 36201 June 12, 2006 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress of still dancing
I think that one day
we'll abandon our bodies
and become machines
Haiku # 36200 June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of the future
Nice conversation
Alphabit alternate names
One is Ascii puffs
Haiku # 36199 June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Moral dilemmas
Pondering the good fortune
of those in great need
Haiku # 36198 June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead duck is floating,
spinning, caught in the twirling
eddy of desire
Haiku # 36197 June 12, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A student no more
No uni ever again
And I didn't fail
Haiku # 36196 June 11, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by No longer a student of Manchester
England wins its first
A nice one nothing final
Heartbreak comes later
Haiku # 36195 June 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
strange - no haiku for two days
are you guys asleep or what?
i hope you're angry
Haiku # 36194 June 11, 2006 5:53 am ET
by Austrian of Austria
rearranging rhymes
not uncreative really
nonartificial
Haiku # 36193 June 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Faking Austrian of Nonsense Location
lyrical death threat
nasty words, search engine roars
treat me with caution
Haiku # 36192 June 9, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Schizophrenic Austrian of Austria
see me hear me but
still you try to box me in
think you know my mind
Haiku # 36191 June 9, 2006 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian of Asia
does sound like pussy
though impossible you are
not replacing bach
Haiku # 36190 June 9, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Emi hater of Austria
antigravity
you must read Einstein's Hot Time
funny article
Haiku # 36189 June 9, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by pseudoscientist of Austria
The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!
Haiku # 36188 June 9, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Shoot m ups are bad
ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too
Haiku # 36187 June 9, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by nephrologist of Austrian dialysis station
I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad
Haiku # 36186 June 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku are bad
us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper
Haiku # 36185 June 9, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by alpinist of Austria
Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital
Haiku # 36184 June 9, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Drugs are bad
Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh
Haiku # 36183 June 9, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street
Haiku # 36182 June 9, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Janis
Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA
Haiku # 36181 June 9, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila, the deserter.
Left EVERYONE in tow,
including her dead father.
Haiku # 36180 June 9, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila is now dead,
In the abandonment of
all that she ever knew.
Haiku # 36179 June 9, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Stan Kho
The thing about plants
Is that they don't like to move
That's why they're called plants
Haiku # 36178 June 9, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
bad haiku by ash
salsa dancing jimila
tango and lorna
Haiku # 36177 June 9, 2006 9:38 am ET
by mellie