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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
when the shit hits the
fan, ooo, wee, to live with those
who see past mistakes

who worry and do
not compromise, demeans all
attempts to be self
Haiku # 38659 April 19, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bind the salt to the
fish, salted cod till there no
fish left to take salt

a salt with a deadly
spice intent, preserved for
eaters of the dead
Haiku # 38658 April 19, 2007 10:04 am ET
by Mox
Mackeral fish stinx
high heavens and seagulls whiff
the wafty chicken
Haiku # 38657 April 19, 2007 3:31 am ET
by peuuw -we
Oh yeah you are it
but your link don't work.. so shit
Haiku # 38656 April 19, 2007 2:50 am ET
by oh luciano
i am who you think i am
yes its true im your
egoistic self righteousness
Haiku # 38655 April 19, 2007 2:19 am ET
by luciano of adas
as flesh is witness
it's easy to stop bullets
but hard to stop guns
Haiku # 38654 April 18, 2007 8:26 pm ET
by ash
all things considered
there's a hit and miss in our
life's thoughts and phrases
Haiku # 38653 April 18, 2007 8:04 pm ET
by Mox
Have reviewed haikus Some good, some bad, some neither Inconsistent dicks
Haiku # 38652 April 18, 2007 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to you and you too
overtime for the some few
xmas for the keepers
Haiku # 38651 April 18, 2007 12:28 am ET
by BOnutto
oh shit ash's ass
has been partying at least
since year 99
Haiku # 38650 April 18, 2007 12:14 am ET
by AJFHDLOLNDJHS
just a reminder
check out the hotlink below
it's not obvious
Haiku # 38649 April 17, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by ash
history repeats
it seems you can't stop the fire
without spilling blood
Haiku # 38648 April 17, 2007 11:31 pm ET
by ash
maybe it's time to
pick me a name to stick with
was Boogaloo once
Haiku # 38647 April 17, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by it aint me
moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo mooo mooo
meow meow moo
Haiku # 38646 April 17, 2007 2:39 pm ET
by Meow Moo
I'm agreeing with
ash right now makes me wonder
give me three steps...mr.
Haiku # 38645 April 17, 2007 1:54 pm ET
by Mox
the madness on the
news is blood soaked macbeth reports
wash the blood off
Haiku # 38644 April 17, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie of in shock
Ash, you ask too much
Americans. Stop and think!
Ridicules
Haiku # 38643 April 17, 2007 5:22 am ET
by From my cold dead hands
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang

bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang stop
Haiku # 38642 April 17, 2007 4:04 am ET
by ash
the right to bear arms
is pretty fucking stupid
if you stop and think
Haiku # 38641 April 17, 2007 4:02 am ET
by ash
1time a loli-pop 2times a sucker 3tymes i gotta kill me a motha7ucka
Haiku # 38640 April 16, 2007 8:14 pm ET
by o no of queens
im blunt smokin cutt thorating grimey mutha7ucka that will leave you&ya son soaking play times over im DoNe Joking
Haiku # 38639 April 16, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by NunYa of Brooklyn,flatbush
and these my darling
are plainly known to some as
the days of our lives
Haiku # 38638 April 16, 2007 8:08 pm ET
by he is a cat
Queste sono le parole
che Dante vede scolpite sulla sommit
Haiku # 38637 April 16, 2007 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the voices that one
encounters in life can kill
or can heal with words

some pretend to be you or
me or someone
are they someone, shrugs
Haiku # 38636 April 14, 2007 6:10 pm ET
by Mox
iceberg slim jimmied
lettuce know how it's like so
we don't have to go
Haiku # 38635 April 14, 2007 10:36 am ET
by Mox
gonna be my friend?
that's about all I can muster
not much about me

selling and buying
boobs and bodies and i
just aint that way

not that I wouldn't
but the dear lord didn't grace
me as a symbol

he did grace me though
with understanding and faith
I love to love 'Kay?

don't go breaking it
my heart my heart my bleed
I'm strong & I'm weak
Haiku # 38634 April 13, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by doing time looking for friends
dreamt of hurricanes
I think I need to take a
drink before i go

insane...Jimmy, pour
me another one and one
cheeseburger in this

valhalla of meat
potatoes and fine Jose
Cuervo...three more words
Haiku # 38633 April 13, 2007 11:58 am ET
by Mox
my fat is hurtin
ima puke on the curtain
dont stare at me plee
Haiku # 38632 April 13, 2007 9:40 am ET
by piggy peters
get out of my face
im fat all over the place
ill smush you in two
Haiku # 38631 April 13, 2007 9:39 am ET
by piggy
Stargate SG-1
Last ten shows begin Friday
Tenth and last season
Haiku # 38630 April 13, 2007 12:42 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
it doesn't mean shit
just a bunch of flap jack crap
out of my splatter
Haiku # 38629 April 12, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by ahh feel better
u tend to affairs
mine and thine to do no harm
tears in things of life

lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate
Haiku # 38628 April 12, 2007 7:24 pm ET
by if u must
nozzles make a stream
jumping jack liquid drops fall
for the fountains swell
Haiku # 38627 April 12, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by drip
problem is pica
the laughing gardener said
with dirt on his lips
Haiku # 38626 April 12, 2007 7:18 pm ET
by peas in a pod
he is egregious
ladies and mother's honor
formal character
Haiku # 38625 April 12, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by numb happens
robes bleed in purple
crowns glorified in cold days
scepters are of rank
Haiku # 38624 April 12, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by cashew brains
just got back from the
u tube website...star wars jokes
trek parodies...don't pan-ic

more than 575, #.000071 out
Haiku # 38623 April 12, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hock the telephone
recognizance warrants bail
for the talking head
Haiku # 38622 April 12, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by same as it was
marooned by Sir dare
dogmatist in a tomb of
familiar circles
Haiku # 38621 April 12, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by dirty deeds
obliquity sea
incrusted is warped escape
lining a sunned veil
Haiku # 38620 April 12, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by slip sliding away
yeah, kurt died but he
did answer the question what
does one hand clapping

sounds like, at the gates
of tralfamadore, and I'll
find pall malls to smoke

for him
Haiku # 38619 April 12, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
big fat shopping malls
are mushrooming out of earth
kick them if you can
Haiku # 38618 April 12, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by austrian shopping center hater of graz
kurt vonnegut died
but his memories still shine
he'd say "so it goes"
Haiku # 38617 April 12, 2007 7:40 am ET
by ash
the answer is yes
it's the inevitable
that's why Duran died
Haiku # 38616 April 11, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Obitz...
"Nappy-headed hos."
Imus is an idiot.
Now, get over it.


"Nappy-headed hos."
Much ado about nothing.
It's time to move on.
Haiku # 38615 April 11, 2007 8:07 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
my great friend's car door
has been denting my van door
she's mad that I asked

this makes me turn
I need 48 hours
a time to sort this



Haiku # 38614 April 11, 2007 9:57 am ET
by hmm
to be moody is
to have moments of great joy
and moments of mad

inspired despair, but
most moods fall inbetween, yes
make mind moody's, hmm?
Haiku # 38613 April 10, 2007 8:51 pm ET
by Mox
the celebrities
are not gods but are the great
influence, but so

ordinary deep down
with quirks, kindness. I'm glad we
have Eddie Murphy

for his name is great
and that man makes life truly
worth living to see
Haiku # 38612 April 10, 2007 9:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I tend to see the rev.
Al Sharpton as a sort of
McCarthy type, when

the controversy
dies down, then the voices go
the dead forgotten
Haiku # 38611 April 10, 2007 9:22 am ET
by Mox
the demons swear from a
body of a little girl
in "The Exorcist"

the point was to show
evil, Borat? to show the
absurd, art is sight
Haiku # 38610 April 10, 2007 9:21 am ET
by Mox