Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78030 Haiku later...
in regard to art
this isn't competition
it's a massacre
Haiku # 48039 September 30, 2011 8:03 am ET
by ash
you notice the guys
seem to compete even when
writing haiku works?
Haiku # 48038 September 29, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
Buch is German for
Beech as in tree but not so
for TP poems
Haiku # 48037 September 29, 2011 11:59 am ET
by bobrarian of Washington, D&C
metaphors of self
my box, your box, I can't think
five seven five, oui.
Haiku # 48036 September 29, 2011 6:48 am ET
by bs
People get angry
When we won't fit in a box
But the box is theirs!
Haiku # 48035 September 28, 2011 7:20 am ET
by William
think outside the box
any walls are just constructs
of your own making
Haiku # 48034 September 27, 2011 8:52 am ET
by ash
I am in a box
built from years of bad choices
and I am still there
Haiku # 48033 September 24, 2011 9:37 am ET
by bs
fine, shut the damn thing
down, american government?
kindergarten or first?
Haiku # 48032 September 24, 2011 3:11 am ET
by bs
the thing is the stuff
here isn't always "bad" 'ku
it just is haiku
Haiku # 48031 September 23, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by bs
Upon reading that
I set to writing Haiku
Immediately ...
Haiku # 48030 September 23, 2011 4:57 am ET
by William
Upon reading that
I set to writing Haiku
Immediately ...
Haiku # 48029 September 23, 2011 4:56 am ET
by William
if i stop and think
it's not always right away
that i write away
Haiku # 48028 September 22, 2011 10:52 am ET
by ash
the spirit remains
devoid of all habit, the
voice remains sans words
Haiku # 48027 September 22, 2011 3:02 am ET
by bs
whatever happened to
the raw clay of this golem
called the Net, did it

go mad because some dumb
Jewish mad rabbis made up
the mind to make it

work for them on the
days of Sabbath? does this beast
of digital clay

need to become clay
once again, devoid of life
remolded, and reborn?
Haiku # 48023 September 17, 2011 12:50 pm ET
by bs
I hate fucking cells
I'd love to take every one
of those things and shove

it up the ass of
each and every owner of
one, fart ring tones bitch
Haiku # 48022 September 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
Still Pony-bagless
Want my money back right now
Naked Android phone
Haiku # 48021 September 16, 2011 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some things do not change
because the people still have
the core who they were
Haiku # 48020 September 16, 2011 11:11 am ET
by bs
Should have been "fixture"
I'm so terrified right now
please leave Mr Moth
Haiku # 48019 September 15, 2011 7:19 pm ET
by still h8in of 2nd circle of hell
Terror in the sky
Annoying my lighshade
Damn you, dusty moth!
Haiku # 48018 September 15, 2011 7:15 pm ET
by moth_h8r of hell
Golden coloured sun
Must i say good bye so soon
you just arrived.
Haiku # 48017 September 14, 2011 2:26 pm ET
by William
still here and yawning
the changes that come with the
times break the spirit
Haiku # 48016 September 13, 2011 8:28 am ET
by bs
well we all come to
the roast now and again so
what's all this spice now?
Haiku # 48012 September 12, 2011 10:18 am ET
by bs
cookin' like old times
nothing beats a barbecue
except beating meat
Haiku # 48011 September 12, 2011 8:20 am ET
by ash
I admit I have
not had the delight of the
experience of spam

cooked for breakfast
spam eggs sausage and spam, and
spam spam baked beans and spam...
Haiku # 48010 September 12, 2011 2:49 am ET
by bs
If we had some spam,
we could have some spam on toast,
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 48009 September 11, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
a few men can change
the world into a dungeon
because we stood back
Haiku # 48008 September 10, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by bs
never did I see
my words turned to prostitutes
whores for data

stored forever and nothing
nothing but the sheer delight
of mankind as gadget

my curse on generation geek

my curse on this tower of babel
Haiku # 48007 September 10, 2011 5:26 am ET
by bs
I feel like taking
my own life over the loss
of books as a form

of media
Haiku # 48006 September 10, 2011 4:17 am ET
by bs
nostalgia for that
old DIY moves out when
the sharks done move in
Haiku # 48005 September 9, 2011 2:14 pm ET
by bs
one more drop in the
ocean of bad haiku, we
are funny fishies
Haiku # 48004 September 7, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Holding a straight line
with all of lifes twists and turns
In these challenging times
Haiku # 48003 September 5, 2011 5:07 am ET
by William
call of the haiku
beckons me like a siren
take me back, grandma
Haiku # 48002 September 1, 2011 10:47 am ET
by ash
Crochet hook in hand
she chains a long warm cozy
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48001 August 30, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
entropy is the
state of the world being born
soon it all dies down
Haiku # 48000 August 28, 2011 8:28 pm ET
by bs
I hate gardening
All that work which lasts a week
Then start allover!
Haiku # 47999 August 28, 2011 7:57 am ET
by William
So your healthy then
specially body functions
Important to know?
Haiku # 47994 August 27, 2011 5:10 am ET
by William
The sky seems as blue
As it did this past winter
Wind sings a new song
Haiku # 47993 August 26, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Boy has root canal
No laughing gas, no comfort.
Sadistic dentist.
Haiku # 47992 August 26, 2011 9:22 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera fl
one two three four five
syllables in first stanza.
Haiku is a success!
Haiku # 47991 August 26, 2011 9:20 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera, fl
Nothing feels quite right
Restless, irritable days
Balls in a bear trap
Haiku # 47985 August 23, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Thoreau of :eicester
Absurd injustice
Pressing like a monstrous turd
Come enema! Purge!
Haiku # 47984 August 23, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by Thoreau of Leicester, UK
they're here today then
they're gone tomorrow just no
warning, voices fade
Haiku # 47983 August 22, 2011 7:48 am ET
by bs
time is such a joke.
one day or ten trillion years..
ZERO things matter.
Haiku # 47982 August 22, 2011 12:15 am ET
by ajl
I am not sure what
to say at this time to bless
you all with sweka
Haiku # 47981 August 21, 2011 3:19 am ET
by bs
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now its an eyes blink
Haiku # 47980 August 20, 2011 2:54 pm ET
by William
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now it
Haiku # 47979 August 20, 2011 2:53 pm ET
by William
some days are the shiz
waking up early for work
i wouldn't count those
Haiku # 47978 August 20, 2011 7:59 am ET
by ash
Each new day we wake
and an adveture unfolds
challenges and fun
Haiku # 47977 August 18, 2011 3:56 am ET
by William
another day ends
before you can catch your breath
another day starts
Haiku # 47976 August 17, 2011 9:54 am ET
by ash
submission error
in this timeless cyberspace
sad mistakes endure
Haiku # 47972 August 9, 2011 8:05 am ET
by ash