Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.

Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window

Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted

hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!

Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!

Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float

Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return

Monica
I will clean it
no charge

Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.

I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!

Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.

Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.

I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.

Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.

cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream

Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.

Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad

fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time

I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>

Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.

Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had

Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do

How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?

Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun

Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted

STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines

Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.

I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks

Ha! I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)

if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)

While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis

I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?

Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again

Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!

I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.

It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming

silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers

what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away

Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too

I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?

uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night

Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site

the Q train to work
superheated urine stench
slave ship docks at 9

The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please

Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him

your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed

Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her

Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder

rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli

Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.