Sausage McMuffin
So tasty in the morning
But it makes me fat

tried to read bad poems
couldn't; a bored drool,
it is insane bad tv beats this

Misha My younger
sister peeps at bad haiku
where are her verses?

I remember when
polyester didn't breathe
My old leisure suits

So, tell me again:
Just how many syllables
Does this have to be?

Warm ocean breezes
An ice cold beer in my hand
A day at the beach

Viagra on sill.
Cost too much but now I'm firm,
I go bump a cow

Oh, Tamagotchi
Where could you possibly be?
Don't die on me now!!!!

This is Anna here...
May I ask who is calling?
That clowns been long gone

Dead dog in coffin
Never walkies, no never
Stiff cheese rover boy.

Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!

A haiku for you
A bit of elfin magic
We are a true match

Unfamiliar knob
Wet eye-brows and nasal flush
Bad drinking fountain

So I messed up, Bill
Why don't you tell me which one?
Send me an e-mail.

Licensing exam
Unmitigated nightmare
Death by study: slow.

indiscriminate
litter in my mad gale
beautiful garbage

die evil whore die
bullets cheaper than divorce
then I sleep better

Las Vegas Star Trek
Experience Made me sick
Won't go anymore

Hmmm what should I write
It doesn't really matter
It's just bad haiku

Love is all that I need
but the dogs are dead
Any gal out there, mail me

It's Marzipan, Stan
Snickerdoodles, stickey treat
Tommorrow try squash

Please don't torture me
And make me think for myself
For I have no brain

Root of all evil
Jealousy, greed and envy
It will kill us all

Will I ever know
The answer to this question
Somehow I doubt it

There was a young girl
from Nantucket...
Oops.
Sorry, wrong form.

Slowly I struggle
to compose a Haiku verse
It would help if I could count

Lonely Webber Grill
Dreaming of coals in summer
Burning with desire

Didn't get it right
Missed a return the first time
Had to try again.

What the hell is this?
You call this shit poetry?
My head really hurts.

What the hell is this?
< You call this shit poetry?br> My head really hurts.

So, what is the score?
I wonder quite a bloddy lot
Better not to think.

I am a man yeah
And wonder what that is, eh?
I'm a goose more like.

I gaze at me now
Wondering what I'm doing
Go to bed, lights out.

In the mud I sit
In the pig sty I call home
Comfortable mud.

Rolling in the dirt
God, I wallow in it yeah!!
See me sink in it

A lazy, fat slob
Sits waiting for a handout
Wait, I think it's me

Eating dirt, not good
Loving dirt, swallowing it
I'm a piggy

He's so intriguing
With a keen sense of humour
Is it possible?

I'm on a roll here
Serving up more bad haikus
Someone please stop me!!

Enquiring mind
The suspense is killing me
Who the hell are you?

ISDN line
Failing to transmit my files
Server login failed

The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy

Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!

Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.

Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution

Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict

Winds strong and gusting
No escape from the cold rain
Useless umbrella