Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!

Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.

But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.
Haiku # 65594, August 17, 2019 10:40 pm ET
by Too Much Coffee Man and Red Meat. of Something like that.
I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.
Haiku # 65593, August 17, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by df of Hannibal would understand.
This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.
Haiku # 65592, August 17, 2019 10:26 pm ET
by df
Radioactive
My humping make you glowing
More, Fukushima!
Haiku # 65591, August 17, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by Stiff Willow of Follow the moans
Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.

Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.

They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.

Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.
Haiku # 65590, August 17, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by He's a nasty president of He eats assholes like donuts.
Mao Sugiyama.
He cooked his own zucchini.
Google it and see.

People paid for it.
Hardly an appetizer.
And a bit chewy.
Haiku # 65589, August 17, 2019 10:02 pm ET
by df -- discerning cannibal
Cook your zucchini.
Perhaps with Parmesan cheese.
Grated, not powdered.
Haiku # 65588, August 17, 2019 9:51 pm ET
by Only absolute white trash and Asian people use powdered parm in a plastic shaker. of Even in the Philippines I use the real stuff.
The number of my
farts to equal the Big Bang?
Of course, forty-two.
Haiku # 65587, August 17, 2019 9:48 pm ET
by df
Blue ribbon award
The prize winning zucchini
Down here in my pants
Haiku # 65586, August 17, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Rural
Your fart is not fine
When compared to one of mine
Mine are like fine wine
Haiku # 65585, August 17, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by Fart Knower of Vineyard
Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.
Haiku # 65584, August 17, 2019 7:45 pm ET
by Whore house hors d'oeuvre of Horse doover manure maneuver mouth way too south.
Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.
Haiku # 65583, August 17, 2019 7:40 pm ET
by Autistic Parrot of You're way too boring!
Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.
Haiku # 65582, August 17, 2019 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more
Haiku # 65581, August 17, 2019 7:22 am ET
by
Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
Haiku # 65580, August 17, 2019 5:58 am ET
by Vagina of Penis
Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
Haiku # 65579, August 17, 2019 12:12 am ET
by Betrothed
Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
Haiku # 65578, August 16, 2019 10:05 pm ET
by Poopie of Porch
Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
Haiku # 65577, August 16, 2019 9:58 pm ET
by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
Haiku # 65576, August 16, 2019 8:52 pm ET
by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
Haiku # 65575, August 16, 2019 8:48 pm ET
by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
Haiku # 65574, August 16, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
Haiku # 65573, August 16, 2019 2:47 pm ET
by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?

Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
Haiku # 65572, August 16, 2019 6:34 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
Haiku # 65571, August 16, 2019 1:27 am ET
by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
Haiku # 65570, August 16, 2019 1:07 am ET
by Corn eater of Half assed painter
Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
Haiku # 65569, August 16, 2019 1:05 am ET
by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
Haiku # 65568, August 16, 2019 1:01 am ET
by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?
Haiku # 65567, August 15, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
Haiku # 65566, August 15, 2019 10:10 pm ET
by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.

it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
Haiku # 65565, August 15, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by vhs
I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
Haiku # 65564, August 15, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
Haiku # 65563, August 15, 2019 9:14 pm ET
by Poet of Under old willow
i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
Haiku # 65562, August 15, 2019 6:31 pm ET
by vhs of world hell
The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
Haiku # 65561, August 15, 2019 1:10 pm ET
by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
Haiku # 65560, August 15, 2019 10:39 am ET
by Bitch of Work
Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
Haiku # 65559, August 15, 2019 4:49 am ET
by Walkin Funny
Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
Haiku # 65558, August 14, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile
Haiku # 65557, August 14, 2019 8:23 pm ET
by Cherry Pucker of Rink of Stink
Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck
Haiku # 65556, August 14, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Canadian of Canada
I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal
Haiku # 65555, August 14, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Not your type of If you wjpe
Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids
Haiku # 65554, August 14, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Walkin Funny of Under old willow
My asshole itches
My asshole itches and burns
My asshole itches
Haiku # 65553, August 14, 2019 6:03 pm ET
by Asshole of A little behind
Feast your eyes on this
The buffet spread before you
Between hairy legs
Haiku # 65552, August 14, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Nunya
Fingernail clippings
Dandruff, pepperoni scabs
Large Longpig pizza
Haiku # 65551, August 14, 2019 4:15 pm ET
by Sausage dink of Blazing fire with huge cooking pot
Do mosquitoes know
when you play video games?
I think that they do.
Haiku # 65550, August 14, 2019 6:09 am ET
by Filthy little fuckers should die!
Late night watching porn?
Someone's willie is lonely.
And it isn't mine.
Haiku # 65549, August 14, 2019 4:51 am ET
by df
I have no penis.
I'm a bull dyke pretending
to be an old perv.
Haiku # 65548, August 14, 2019 4:49 am ET
by Darth Figplucker. of Ha! Fooled you! Get ready for my strap-on! Lube up, bitch.
Darth s lonely penis
Called the suicide hotline
It was a short call
Haiku # 65547, August 14, 2019 4:16 am ET
by Cumsquatch of Drive thru
Farts! Fucking auto correct.
Haiku # 65546, August 14, 2019 3:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my God you should see this fat chick that just walked into this health food joint. What a bad joke. Bitch needs three months starvation.
Haiku # 65545, August 14, 2019 3:27 am ET
by If her cunt darts, we're all done for.
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