i hate the toothache
but surely not as much as
i hate the dentist

uninspiring
silly, stupid and mindless
bad haiku is great

princess dianna
please don't bring that up again
bulimic royal

Delfines nadan
y todos van por el mar
as

Good night's sleep, OK?
Don't talk or turn on the light
Computer's asleep.

hard night's whiskey binge
wake with a taste in my mouth
the devil's anus!

Is it just me, or
are pigs that sell ham products
very disturbing?

Little bastard dog
Chewing on himself all day
Lucky bastard dog

submissions working!
exciting, must up my pace
three thousand a day

Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.

Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures

Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough

Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep

Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind

Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk

Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit

Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing

why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee

Steve, guns, chicks


steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.

visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh

Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I

Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll

Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately

Talkin

Talkin to myself
Better than talkin to walls
That's my everyday life.

MIstakes

No one is perfect
Everybody makes mistakes
And learn from them too.

I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind

An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day

Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods

How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do

Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination

My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known

Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more

Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing

Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending

drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting

whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state

wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry

A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available

You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true

I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!

Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!

Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad

Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy

I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion

I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick

Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!

I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is

I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?

The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon

I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra

writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic