Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails
Haiku # 74716, January 31, 2022 7:55 am ET
by ash
haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella
Haiku # 74715, January 31, 2022 7:52 am ET
by ash
it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice
Haiku # 74714, January 31, 2022 7:50 am ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74713, January 31, 2022 7:45 am ET
by ash
Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.
Haiku # 74712, January 31, 2022 6:07 am ET
by Haiku Meal Plan of Lose Up To 17 Syllables in ONE POEM!
speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...
Haiku # 74711, January 30, 2022 11:40 pm ET
by vhs
its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof
Haiku # 74709, January 30, 2022 9:13 am ET
by vhs
Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.
Haiku # 74708, January 30, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Be kind. of It's own reward.
to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld
Haiku # 74705, January 29, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by vhs
they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs
Haiku # 74704, January 29, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by vhs
a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line
Haiku # 74703, January 29, 2022 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place
Haiku # 74702, January 29, 2022 4:20 pm ET
by vhs
We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.
Haiku # 74701, January 29, 2022 4:11 pm ET
by Technocrats Will Face the LORD
JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.
Haiku # 74700, January 29, 2022 4:08 pm ET
by Haile Selassie KING of KINGS so BURN, Babylon Yes I
my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry
Haiku # 74699, January 29, 2022 4:02 pm ET
by vhs
welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!
Haiku # 74698, January 29, 2022 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
Something is broken
Can't post our awesome haiku
Please make fix happen
Haiku # 74697, January 29, 2022 12:25 am ET
by Turdley
Macaroni pie
Makes the children want to die
Don't you even try
Haiku # 74696, January 28, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Rhyming Corpse
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74694, January 27, 2022 10:30 pm ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74693, January 27, 2022 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Go suck your cat-teat
Haiku # 74691, January 27, 2022 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are asking if the
ways and means are ready for
new poems ahead
Haiku # 74687, January 27, 2022 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Sometimes the haiku
gets lost in the translation
but you can smell it
Haiku # 74686, January 27, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Latrine Poet
testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU
Haiku # 74685, January 27, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74684, January 27, 2022 6:27 am ET
by ash
When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?
Haiku # 74682, January 26, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by This one was from a different device
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74681, January 26, 2022 4:58 pm ET
by Lunicingus of septic tart
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74680, January 26, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by lunicingus of septic tart
Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?
Haiku # 74679, January 26, 2022 9:26 am ET
by Spooked
Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!
Haiku # 74678, January 26, 2022 12:15 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end
Haiku # 74677, January 25, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Lind Kneecapbuster of Taco Bell, Glendale
we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?
Haiku # 74676, January 25, 2022 2:50 pm ET
by vhs
fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds
Haiku # 74675, January 25, 2022 5:57 am ET
by vhs
2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?
Haiku # 74674, January 24, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?
Haiku # 74673, January 24, 2022 11:22 pm ET
by Do You See Those Weird Moving Lines Too?
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74672, January 24, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Nostalgia
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74671, January 24, 2022 9:52 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Regrets
Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.
Haiku # 74670, January 24, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by cat of valley of the cats
Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.
Haiku # 74669, January 24, 2022 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed
Haiku # 74668, January 24, 2022 1:48 pm ET
by Silicon Processor Circuit of The Floating World
George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.
Haiku # 74666, January 23, 2022 12:53 pm ET
by Do U Really Want 2 Haiku Me?
Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
Haiku # 74665, January 23, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
Haiku # 74664, January 22, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
Haiku # 74663, January 22, 2022 5:36 pm ET
by Cyanosis of SlTx
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
Haiku # 74661, January 22, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
Haiku # 74660, January 22, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
Haiku # 74659, January 22, 2022 10:44 am ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz \ US
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
Haiku # 74656, January 21, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
Haiku # 74653, January 21, 2022 4:22 am ET
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
Haiku # 74652, January 21, 2022 4:14 am ET
by And They Never Age, of Course
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