When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.

Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.

The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.

C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.

Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.

Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle

When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian

Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom

Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie

Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?

The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing

During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web

Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful

"But Putin is bad!"
Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"

Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them

Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)

The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too

Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"

MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?

Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion

Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn

We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.

Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?

Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.

Best of internet:
It's this website: Bad Haiku.
You were born for this.

I think I'll sick up
Longpig and motion sickness
Lord, this bus ride stinks!

Why do you haiku?
Something to do While you poo?
You know it is true

High ku, lo ku-ku
Waikiki or why haiku
Haiku you, we high.

I'm "devastated"
And I am "heartbroken" too.
(The George Soros show).

Best Birdseed Breakfast
West of the Rocky Mountains
Stick that in your beak

A bowel movement
consisting of syllables
is headed your way

Russia has the bomb
Vladimir wants to use it
Paranoid nut job

Russia is the BOMB.
Vladimir is our savior!
He is superman.

Russia sucks dog balls
Talk about third world shit holes
Corrupted leader

Imprint of a boot
All of that moon shit was fake
We were playing space.

Wail hay thar. Hit's me,
Yer ole knuckle-draggin frind...
So LET's GO BRANDON !

Free crackpipe sandwich!
Poupon your roast beast! Slathered!
Fifty shards of Darth!

That's packing a lunch!
Fifty shades of Grey Poupon.
Slathered on Roast Beast.

I prefer sandwich
Stuffed full of tasty goodness
Like your mom's buttocks

The free crack pipe lie?
Shut up and kiss Mike Lindell
And drop your pants

Yes, Agrohimnee.
I will bring device to Kiev.
You have timer codes?

Stop your squawking, friend.
It's time for Birdie num nums.
It's time to party

Biden: free crack pipes.
Russia: invade the Ukraine.
C.I.A: "We win!"

Put in your two cents
You will receive one haiku
and two freeze dried farts

Put in then put out.
Put up or shut up. Haiku:
What we want from you.

if you're feeling red
and you want your neighbours dead
putin on the blitz

The moon is old cheese
From the moon, the cheese tides swell
Blame Darth for the smell

Faint tinkling of tune...
You will piss like a monsoon
The ladies will swoon

You in the cocoon
Dangling all aglow with moon
When do you bust out?

I crane, you crane, we
all crane for Ukraine. Put in
a bit more effort.