Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 322 Days and 76716 Haiku later...

How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
Haiku # 75149, March 20, 2022 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
Haiku # 75148, March 20, 2022 12:00 pm ET
by The World
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
Haiku # 75146, March 19, 2022 11:20 pm ET
by Keen of Quing
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
Haiku # 75145, March 19, 2022 9:33 pm ET
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
Haiku # 75144, March 19, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
Haiku # 75143, March 19, 2022 1:28 am ET
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
Haiku # 75142, March 18, 2022 5:56 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
Haiku # 75141, March 18, 2022 8:04 am ET
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
Haiku # 75139, March 18, 2022 12:23 am ET
by Extinction of Stink
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
Haiku # 75138, March 17, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
Haiku # 75135, March 17, 2022 5:19 pm ET
by Abomination of Desolation
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
Haiku # 75134, March 17, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by Hydra Onion of Minsk
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
Haiku # 75132, March 17, 2022 1:54 pm ET
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
Haiku # 75130, March 17, 2022 6:25 am ET
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
Haiku # 75129, March 16, 2022 1:28 pm ET
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
Haiku # 75127, March 15, 2022 9:07 pm ET
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
Haiku # 75126, March 15, 2022 6:51 pm ET
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
Haiku # 75125, March 14, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
Haiku # 75124, March 13, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
Haiku # 75123, March 13, 2022 6:31 pm ET
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
Haiku # 75122, March 13, 2022 6:24 pm ET
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
Haiku # 75121, March 13, 2022 5:35 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
Haiku # 75120, March 13, 2022 2:51 pm ET
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal)
Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
Haiku # 75119, March 13, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
Haiku # 75118, March 12, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Sorry they fooled you
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
Haiku # 75117, March 12, 2022 4:22 pm ET
by Battle on keyboard warrior
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
Haiku # 75116, March 11, 2022 7:40 pm ET
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
Haiku # 75115, March 11, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
Haiku # 75114, March 11, 2022 7:27 pm ET
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch
"But Putin is bad!"
Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"
Haiku # 75113, March 11, 2022 7:24 pm ET
by Tell Lie Vision of War is Profitable (but only for them)
Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them
Haiku # 75112, March 11, 2022 7:19 pm ET
by I Get That of can you blame the guy?
Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)
Haiku # 75111, March 11, 2022 7:15 pm ET
by Nuland, Undersecretary of State confirmed in a hearing
The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
Haiku # 75110, March 11, 2022 7:11 pm ET
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion?
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
Haiku # 75109, March 11, 2022 7:06 pm ET
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
Haiku # 75108, March 11, 2022 7:03 pm ET
by you don't have to eat it
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
Haiku # 75107, March 11, 2022 7:02 pm ET
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified
Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn
Haiku # 75106, March 11, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Conservative Apologist
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
Haiku # 75105, March 11, 2022 7:13 am ET
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
Haiku # 75104, March 11, 2022 7:09 am ET
by Jen Psucky of Fake President
Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.
Haiku # 75103, March 10, 2022 3:24 pm ET
by Quentin Quisp of Quisling Quorum
Best of internet:
It's this website: Bad Haiku.
You were born for this.
Haiku # 75102, March 10, 2022 2:45 pm ET
by Hillary Clintong of Anthiny Weener
I think I'll sick up
Longpig and motion sickness
Lord, this bus ride stinks!
Haiku # 75101, March 10, 2022 1:55 pm ET
by Barf Figpuker of Bus
Why do you haiku?
Something to do While you poo?
You know it is true
Haiku # 75099, March 9, 2022 9:43 am ET
by Gildon Bert
High ku, lo ku-ku
Waikiki or why haiku
Haiku you, we high.
Haiku # 75098, March 8, 2022 10:12 pm ET
by Don Gilbert of Internet
I'm "devastated"
And I am "heartbroken" too.
(The George Soros show).
Haiku # 75095, March 8, 2022 8:56 am ET
by Strictly Re-runs of Hungary
Best Birdseed Breakfast
West of the Rocky Mountains
Stick that in your beak
Haiku # 75094, March 8, 2022 7:19 am ET
by Tip of my beak
A bowel movement
consisting of syllables
is headed your way
Haiku # 75093, March 8, 2022 5:48 am ET
by Glory of Morning
Russia has the bomb
Vladimir wants to use it
Paranoid nut job
Haiku # 75092, March 7, 2022 10:52 pm ET
by He's so short, hung like gerbil
Russia is the BOMB.
Vladimir is our savior!
He is superman.
Haiku # 75091, March 7, 2022 5:33 pm ET
by And Mr. P is Super-sexy too
Russia sucks dog balls
Talk about third world shit holes
Corrupted leader
Haiku # 75090, March 7, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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