Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 322 Days and 76716 Haiku later...

Everyone lined up
and farted in unison
just like the Rockettes
Haiku # 75172, March 22, 2022 4:36 am ET
by Choreographer of High
I stepped carefully
but my boots were caked with it
Steaming, fresh haiku
Haiku # 75171, March 22, 2022 4:32 am ET
by Imprint of Size 10 work boot Encino, CA
I've always loved Darth
Up here in these tree branches
Since the dawn of time
Haiku # 75169, March 22, 2022 1:31 am ET
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
The haiku are wrong
when you confuse hate with God.
And that's about it.
Haiku # 75168, March 21, 2022 5:16 pm ET
by Hate tears you down. Makes you lose control. of Don't let it ruin you.
It's called comfort room.
But it's not comfortable.
No seat, tank or wipes.

Just bowl and water.
Efficiency at its best.
The green way to go.
Haiku # 75167, March 21, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by 'Mericuns are so wasteful. of Now the poles are melting. Learn to swim.
Dear Lord, please bless Darth.
He's such a pitiful soul
He needs your sweet love.
Haiku # 75166, March 21, 2022 9:37 am ET
by Your Old Aunt Mary of Rockin' on ma Front Porch
The Bible is wrong.
Believing in God is Hate.
All prayer is a crime.
Haiku # 75165, March 21, 2022 9:23 am ET
by A Progressive Perspective of Etcetera, etcetera Inc.
That one crazy twin
Hit herself with Thor's hammer
And became famous.
Haiku # 75164, March 21, 2022 9:16 am ET
by But For Wrong Reasons of UPPSALA
Hey Dexon, bite me.
Cheats, hacks, scripts, bugs and glitches
Aren't my cup of tea.
Haiku # 75163, March 21, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Dexon Bit of Get It?
Swedish meatballs stew
Hot twins made a meal of you
(with no leftovers)
Haiku # 75162, March 21, 2022 8:58 am ET
by Say Lou Lou of Ikea
Crazy Swedish twins.
Madness on the Motorway.
La folie a deux.
Haiku # 75160, March 21, 2022 7:23 am ET
by Ursula of Sabena
Fart introduction...
Are haiku belong to you?
Up your bathroom hole
Haiku # 75159, March 21, 2022 4:01 am ET
by Clean up in aisle 9 of Stink
Haiku # 75158, March 20, 2022 11:48 pm ET
by Can we just give the site back to the real poets. of Your hate is tearing you down. Just send it to me.
Let's just settle it
Balut egg eating contest
The winner gets the runs
Haiku # 75157, March 20, 2022 11:44 pm ET
by Rhapsody in Balut of Restroom
Parallel timeline:
Ukraine invaded because
They're mostly unvaxxed
Haiku # 75156, March 20, 2022 10:42 pm ET
by Media fawns over Putin
Tossing and turning:
Who told all the foreigners
About bad haiku?
Haiku # 75155, March 20, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Why have you done this?
I have seen your power to destroy and it is awesome. I have seen Christ's power. There is no forgiveness for the evil one. You must destroy it. The push of a button.
Haiku # 75154, March 20, 2022 10:32 pm ET
by Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
Haiku # 75153, March 20, 2022 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.
Haiku # 75152, March 20, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by C.A.O. Granada of Map of Nicaragua Inside Band
Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.
Haiku # 75151, March 20, 2022 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.
Haiku # 75150, March 20, 2022 3:11 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of U Owe Me Big Time
How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
Haiku # 75149, March 20, 2022 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
Haiku # 75148, March 20, 2022 12:00 pm ET
by The World
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
Haiku # 75146, March 19, 2022 11:20 pm ET
by Keen of Quing
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
Haiku # 75145, March 19, 2022 9:33 pm ET
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
Haiku # 75144, March 19, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
Haiku # 75143, March 19, 2022 1:28 am ET
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
Haiku # 75142, March 18, 2022 5:56 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
Haiku # 75141, March 18, 2022 8:04 am ET
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
Haiku # 75139, March 18, 2022 12:23 am ET
by Extinction of Stink
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
Haiku # 75138, March 17, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
Haiku # 75135, March 17, 2022 5:19 pm ET
by Abomination of Desolation
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
Haiku # 75134, March 17, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by Hydra Onion of Minsk
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
Haiku # 75132, March 17, 2022 1:54 pm ET
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
Haiku # 75130, March 17, 2022 6:25 am ET
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
Haiku # 75129, March 16, 2022 1:28 pm ET
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
Haiku # 75127, March 15, 2022 9:07 pm ET
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
Haiku # 75126, March 15, 2022 6:51 pm ET
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
Haiku # 75125, March 14, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
Haiku # 75124, March 13, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
Haiku # 75123, March 13, 2022 6:31 pm ET
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
Haiku # 75122, March 13, 2022 6:24 pm ET
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
Haiku # 75121, March 13, 2022 5:35 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
Haiku # 75120, March 13, 2022 2:51 pm ET
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal)
Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
Haiku # 75119, March 13, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
Haiku # 75118, March 12, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Sorry they fooled you
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
Haiku # 75117, March 12, 2022 4:22 pm ET
by Battle on keyboard warrior
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
Haiku # 75116, March 11, 2022 7:40 pm ET
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
Haiku # 75115, March 11, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
Haiku # 75114, March 11, 2022 7:27 pm ET
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch
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