Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Name "John" said backwards
Sounds like the Aramaic
Word for "Man" - fun fact
Haiku # 75372, April 17, 2022 11:24 pm ET
by I know a little Aramaic of And listened to "Number 9 Dream" by John Lennon recently
One beckons blindly
One beckons seeing nothing
One leaves in anger
A careless pursuit
One leaves in devastation
All leaving, all loved
Haiku # 75371, April 17, 2022 11:11 pm ET
by Anxious Mountain
is that adam ben
adam, son of man extension
14, take a slip

number on it a
ticket off this fallen world
lets go brandon too...
Haiku # 75370, April 17, 2022 11:10 pm ET
by vhs
im seeing horror
links posted here, dark web traps
wonder if they can

be deleted or
someone can figure out where
the links come from
Haiku # 75369, April 17, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by vhs
In a vivid dream
Two outlines - positive space
Composed of lions
Fighting each other:
Male and female, suddenly
Embrace, become sun
Haiku # 75368, April 17, 2022 10:59 pm ET
by Anxious Mountain
I fail to see what
Bunny hiding chocolates
Has to do with the
Resurrection of
The Messiah, so I don't
Care to celebrate
I appreciate
That some have fond memories:
Easter as a child -
I have some, too:
But I reject this culture...
Like, entirely
Haiku # 75367, April 17, 2022 10:32 pm ET
by Enjoy it while it lasts of Like an old garment this culture and society will fall apart and be forgotten
Easter every day!
Those chocolate bunnies and eggs
are irrelevant.
Haiku # 75365, April 17, 2022 8:54 pm ET
by St. Saul of Tarsus
He died for our sins.
Resurrected in three days.
Now He's in Heaven.
Haiku # 75364, April 17, 2022 8:45 pm ET
by Praise his name. of Receive salvation.
And, yes, the energy would have destroyed the shroud. Unless released over a very long time period.
The was not Jesus' shroud.
Also the carbon was in the fibers, not smoke residue... I mean, no, I didn't do the analysis, but I read about it a long time back. Think what you will.
Haiku # 75363, April 17, 2022 8:41 pm ET
by Have a Blessed Easter.
Awesome Easter post.
One day is too much to ask.
But I understand.
Haiku # 75362, April 17, 2022 8:28 pm ET
by I have been a horrible person. of I lost everything. Literally.
My ex used to be
A lively poster on here
He wrote good haikus
Haiku # 75361, April 17, 2022 6:45 pm ET
by I lost him by being too much and an awful person of It’s me Cy-Cyan
Carbon came from smoke
Medieval fire - and you are
Conflating the force
From Hiroshima
In explosive energy
With, uh - Energy
Haiku # 75360, April 17, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Just because units can be converted doesn't mean they are literally the same of Joules vs. Watts
The tomb was empty !
In resurrection is life.
Repent, and BELIEVE.
Haiku # 75359, April 17, 2022 5:57 pm ET
by Or Refuse and Reap the Reward of a Hardened Heart
I am pretty sure the shroud was carbon dated to well after the time of Jesus.
And the power of a nuke would have destroyed the cloth. Entirely.
Methinks you just being silly. But carry on.
Haiku # 75358, April 17, 2022 1:12 pm ET
by Love back at ya.
Of gold offer excellent
Surface area
Haiku # 75357, April 17, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by And neutron radiation shielding capability of They're also biocompatible
That works out to the
Energy released by the
Hiroshima bomb
Haiku # 75356, April 17, 2022 12:30 pm ET
by Love in the first person
Seeing that this site
Massive walls of links
Prepare: wall of text
Haiku # 75344, April 17, 2022 12:06 pm ET
Still, Happy Easter.
May your basket overflow.
And Jesus loves you.
Haiku # 75342, April 16, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No, then one would just
Be a dipshit cuck hippy
Haiku # 75341, April 16, 2022 8:41 pm ET
by Full Spectrum of Emotions
It's hard to let go.
Hate and anger destroy us.
Let love replace it.
Haiku # 75340, April 16, 2022 4:41 pm ET
by Before it's too late.
I want to love you
Along with everyone else
As Jesus Christ did.
Haiku # 75338, April 16, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by But It's Not as Easy as it Sounds
Without the people
Jesus would cease to exist
Haiku # 75337, April 16, 2022 4:23 pm ET
by Jesus needs people more than they need him/her/it
I have accepted.
As He has accepted me.
The real miracle.
Haiku # 75336, April 16, 2022 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Accept it today.
It's a free gift. Salvation.
Mock it at your risk.
Haiku # 75335, April 16, 2022 2:45 pm ET
by In the End we must Stand Before Christ
And now it begins:
The predictable anti... Whatever haiku
Haiku # 75334, April 16, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Well at least it's not child porn
Zombie Jesus day?
He arose and gave us eggs?
Confused holiday
Haiku # 75333, April 16, 2022 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Once I thought that true.
I'd rather be forgotten.
All I've said and done.
Haiku # 75332, April 16, 2022 12:51 pm ET
by No war if surrender.
Human conundrum
Seeking to be remembered
In forgetful world
Haiku # 75331, April 16, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Empath of Warpath
Tomorrow's Easter.
When He rose out of His tomb.
And went to heaven.
Haiku # 75330, April 16, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Amen
Well, person posting
Links to child pornography
I think kills the mood
Haiku # 75329, April 15, 2022 11:37 pm ET
by I shall kill them in return of if given the opportunity
It does seem to me
This site is less lively now.
Why is it like this?
Haiku # 75328, April 15, 2022 10:34 pm ET
by One of Three People Writing Bad Haiku
Society strayed:
Kill all pedophiles has been
Abandoned as law
Haiku # 75327, April 15, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Root of Problem
I don’t like this now
Too many porn, spam, and bots
Where is Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 75326, April 15, 2022 7:34 pm ET
by Cyan of Me
Your vomit welcome.
I hate them as much as you.
Sociopaths all . . .
Haiku # 75325, April 15, 2022 4:16 pm ET
by Your Haiku Comrade
I want to vomit.
These sick fucks are hideous.
... and I hate myself.
Haiku # 75324, April 15, 2022 4:10 pm ET
by failed ass-clown
I ever find you
I'll literally fucking kill
Your pedophile ass
Haiku # 75323, April 15, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by I am 100% serious
If I could I would
Crawl out from under your bed
With googly eyes
Haiku # 75320, April 14, 2022 11:11 pm ET
by Screaming at the top of my lungs of intended for the fucking autist that keeps shitposting porn links
I checked all those links.
It was just philosophy,
and run-on sentence.
Haiku # 75319, April 14, 2022 10:54 pm ET
by Life Sentence of No Parolle
I reference this site.
But bad Russian ruin it.
Too many spam link.
Haiku # 75318, April 14, 2022 10:47 pm ET
by Spam Link are Sex Link of Don't Do Touching
Someone from Dallas?
Did someone summon Cyan?
Because I’m right here
Haiku # 75316, April 14, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by You know WHO of Doctor Who on BBC
Death to all the bots!
We shall SLAY them and EAT them.
With I.T. chutney.
Haiku # 75315, April 14, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Chutney-boy of Hindustan

teluk persia dan sejarahnya
Haiku # 75313, April 14, 2022 3:37 pm ET
by BillyBag of Cape Verde
Shrooms had a party...
Then I overheard one say:
"Amanita drink"
Haiku # 75312, April 14, 2022 10:56 am ET
by But Not From Siberian Shaman
The mushrooms are right.
They are old and very wise.
The witches love them.
Haiku # 75311, April 14, 2022 10:54 am ET
by Burned at the stake.
They're all talking shit
Go listen in your backyard
Shit talking mushrooms
Haiku # 75310, April 14, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Shitake of Manure spreader
You can't hear it
Mushrooms talk to each other...
You look like a dick
Haiku # 75309, April 14, 2022 1:17 am ET
by Stool of Toads
is a coward's escape from
the things he has done.
Haiku # 75308, April 13, 2022 10:16 pm ET
by Reasons don't change a thing. of Evil, born or made, is evil.
The last covid mask
strangles the last living duck
petrified in rock.
Haiku # 75307, April 13, 2022 5:07 pm ET
by Found 10M yrs from now by alien explorers. of M. Day Shymananimalignantmind
Who names their kid "Night"?
Hippie parents are the worst.
At least that's my guess.
Haiku # 75306, April 13, 2022 4:57 pm ET
by More explosions, bigger monsters... the makers of money.
I write porno links
that lead to Chipoltle app.
Next burrito free!
Haiku # 75305, April 13, 2022 4:46 pm ET
by Russian Mexican conspiracy. of Radioactive gas.
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