Shrooms had a party...
Then I overheard one say:
"Amanita drink"
by But Not From Siberian Shaman
The mushrooms are right.
They are old and very wise.
The witches love them.
by Burned at the stake.
They're all talking shit
Go listen in your backyard
Shit talking mushrooms
by Shitake of Manure spreader
You can't hear it
Mushrooms talk to each other...
You look like a dick
by Stool of Toads
Justification
is a coward's escape from
the things he has done.
by Reasons don't change a thing. of Evil, born or made, is evil.
The last covid mask
strangles the last living duck
petrified in rock.
by Found 10M yrs from now by alien explorers. of M. Day Shymananimalignantmind
Who names their kid "Night"?
Hippie parents are the worst.
At least that's my guess.
by More explosions, bigger monsters... the makers of money.
I write porno links
that lead to Chipoltle app.
Next burrito free!
by Russian Mexican conspiracy. of Radioactive gas.
I write masterful
Films of intrigue and suspense
With no porno links
by M. Night Shyamalan
M Night Shyaliman:
what you write is not haiku...
Moon-lit pines, Honshu
by Shopingu Sentah of Aisu Krimu
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Degenerate if you want...
Still degenerate
by If all you've got to offer is porn links you need to seriously reevaluate what you're doing with your life
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This is a haiku
I am writing a haiku
And I don't know why
by Average of Unique
Hiroshima, Japan
1945
... I can't even
by M. Night Shyamalan
RMS Titanic
1912
A mysterious object
Is found in the kitchen
By an unassuming dishwasher
The strange black rectangle
Glows upon pressing a surface
It startles, emitting bright light
The dishwasher squints
And reads the display:
www.badhaiku.com
by M. Night Shyamalan
Roswell, New Mexico
1947
A soldier sifts
Through the wreckage
Of a large flying saucer
He finds a modern computer
Miraculously intact
Displaying a site called:
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by M. Night Shyamalan
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Turtles on cocaine sounds like a bad idea
Could be dangerous
by Pervert Dinosaur of Bedrock Strip Club
Like turtles we have
Shells to protect our fragile
Hearts from predators
by Shells are cumbersome
Turtles are monsters
when there is watermelon.
Charge like armored bulls.
by Gives them the runs tho. of Dont give them too much.
One of the kids next
Door when I was growing up
He had a turtle
Got busted: cocaine
Um - the guy... not the turtle
Turtles are skittish
by Maybe you're both skittish? of skittish-feedback loop
Oh, little turtle,
hiding in your sturdy shell,
won't you let me in?
by I will bring carrots and watermelon.
Radioactive
But I'll eat it anyway
I'm Darth, and I like cheese
by Glowing Reviews of Trenchmouth
магазин сантехники в
by Kevinsub of Tunisia
Stick to what you know.
Go harvest your coffee beans.
And quit posting spam.
by Yirgachefe chef.
Learning. Growing. Change
Infinite knowledge and strength
YouTube video
by Cyan Cyan Oh Yes I can of Me again here
I came all this way,
watched by your babysitter.
Call and say hi.
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMI1uQBHUpA of Knocking on the razor gate.
The ex lead singer
in his falsetto tenor
falsified info.
by DLM of Imagination Land
Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . .
You are all lightweights
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety
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by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka
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Don't drive data drunk.
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by JesusPAT of Vietnam
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Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
by MANMOTH
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches
You're welcome comrade
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
by I. Kea
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
by Noticer of Details
You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
by Assface of Stonehenge
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
by Kool Aid Pitcher of Mound
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown
The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
by Coming of This Summer
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again
Bot-generated
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C.
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
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