Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Good, now you've exchanged
Your info with each other!
Now you can FUCK OFF
Haiku # 75387 April 20, 2022 1:10 am ET
by This is a site for poetry you fucking dipshits of Get off my lawn, dammit
Had another dream
It was just so wonderful
And then I woke up
Haiku # 75383 April 19, 2022 10:03 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Holding onto branch
Because the night is scary
Fixated on moon
Haiku # 75381 April 18, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by MANMOTH of camoflaged wings, avoiding predators
No, fuck off cunt
Haiku # 75380 April 18, 2022 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It’s another song
I’m singing my lullaby
“We the people of…”
Haiku # 75378 April 18, 2022 11:56 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
the snow-covered polar bear
melts into the snow --
they're both white!
Haiku # 75377 April 18, 2022 3:31 am ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
its a good writing
style in this purgatory
of senseless wokeness
Haiku # 75375 April 18, 2022 1:01 am ET
by vhs
I can’t effing sleep
Once again I miss my ex
I ruined it all
Haiku # 75374 April 18, 2022 12:27 am ET
by Cyan I miss you Sleitchen of SLTX?
Easter egg: out pops
Adam Ben Adam with some
More information
Haiku # 75373 April 17, 2022 11:27 pm ET
by dvd of my writing style must be recognizable
Name "John" said backwards
Sounds like the Aramaic
Word for "Man" - fun fact
Haiku # 75372 April 17, 2022 11:24 pm ET
by I know a little Aramaic of And listened to "Number 9 Dream" by John Lennon recently
One beckons blindly
One beckons seeing nothing
One leaves in anger
A careless pursuit
One leaves in devastation
All leaving, all loved
Haiku # 75371 April 17, 2022 11:11 pm ET
by Anxious Mountain
is that adam ben
adam, son of man extension
14, take a slip

number on it a
ticket off this fallen world
lets go brandon too...
Haiku # 75370 April 17, 2022 11:10 pm ET
by vhs
im seeing horror
links posted here, dark web traps
wonder if they can

be deleted or
someone can figure out where
the links come from
Haiku # 75369 April 17, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by vhs
In a vivid dream
Two outlines - positive space
Composed of lions
Fighting each other:
Male and female, suddenly
Embrace, become sun
Haiku # 75368 April 17, 2022 10:59 pm ET
by Anxious Mountain
I fail to see what
Bunny hiding chocolates
Has to do with the
Resurrection of
The Messiah, so I don't
Care to celebrate
I appreciate
That some have fond memories:
Easter as a child -
I have some, too:
But I reject this culture...
Like, entirely
Haiku # 75367 April 17, 2022 10:32 pm ET
by Enjoy it while it lasts of Like an old garment this culture and society will fall apart and be forgotten
Easter every day!
Those chocolate bunnies and eggs
are irrelevant.
Haiku # 75365 April 17, 2022 8:54 pm ET
by St. Saul of Tarsus
He died for our sins.
Resurrected in three days.
Now He's in Heaven.
Haiku # 75364 April 17, 2022 8:45 pm ET
by Praise his name. of Receive salvation.
And, yes, the energy would have destroyed the shroud. Unless released over a very long time period.
The was not Jesus' shroud.
Also the carbon was in the fibers, not smoke residue... I mean, no, I didn't do the analysis, but I read about it a long time back. Think what you will.
Haiku # 75363 April 17, 2022 8:41 pm ET
by Have a Blessed Easter.
Awesome Easter post.
One day is too much to ask.
But I understand.
Haiku # 75362 April 17, 2022 8:28 pm ET
by I have been a horrible person. of I lost everything. Literally.
My ex used to be
A lively poster on here
He wrote good haikus
Haiku # 75361 April 17, 2022 6:45 pm ET
by I lost him by being too much and an awful person of It’s me Cy-Cyan
Carbon came from smoke
Medieval fire - and you are
Conflating the force
From Hiroshima
In explosive energy
With, uh - Energy
Haiku # 75360 April 17, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Just because units can be converted doesn't mean they are literally the same of Joules vs. Watts
The tomb was empty !
In resurrection is life.
Repent, and BELIEVE.
Haiku # 75359 April 17, 2022 5:57 pm ET
by Or Refuse and Reap the Reward of a Hardened Heart
I am pretty sure the shroud was carbon dated to well after the time of Jesus.
And the power of a nuke would have destroyed the cloth. Entirely.
Methinks you just being silly. But carry on.
Haiku # 75358 April 17, 2022 1:12 pm ET
by Love back at ya.
Nanoparticles
Of gold offer excellent
Surface area
Haiku # 75357 April 17, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by And neutron radiation shielding capability of They're also biocompatible
That works out to the
Energy released by the
Hiroshima bomb
Haiku # 75356 April 17, 2022 12:30 pm ET
by Love in the first person
Seeing that this site
Massive walls of links
Prepare: wall of text
Haiku # 75344 April 17, 2022 12:06 pm ET
by INCOMING
Still, Happy Easter.
May your basket overflow.
And Jesus loves you.
Haiku # 75342 April 16, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No, then one would just
Be a dipshit cuck hippy
Testosterone=Good
Haiku # 75341 April 16, 2022 8:41 pm ET
by Full Spectrum of Emotions
It's hard to let go.
Hate and anger destroy us.
Let love replace it.
Haiku # 75340 April 16, 2022 4:41 pm ET
by Before it's too late.
I want to love you
Along with everyone else
As Jesus Christ did.
Haiku # 75338 April 16, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by But It's Not as Easy as it Sounds
Without the people
Jesus would cease to exist
Imagination
Haiku # 75337 April 16, 2022 4:23 pm ET
by Jesus needs people more than they need him/her/it
I have accepted.
As He has accepted me.
The real miracle.
Haiku # 75336 April 16, 2022 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Accept it today.
It's a free gift. Salvation.
Mock it at your risk.
Haiku # 75335 April 16, 2022 2:45 pm ET
by In the End we must Stand Before Christ
And now it begins:
The predictable anti... Whatever haiku
Haiku # 75334 April 16, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Well at least it's not child porn
Zombie Jesus day?
He arose and gave us eggs?
Confused holiday
Haiku # 75333 April 16, 2022 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Once I thought that true.
I'd rather be forgotten.
All I've said and done.
Haiku # 75332 April 16, 2022 12:51 pm ET
by No war if surrender.
Human conundrum
Seeking to be remembered
In forgetful world
Haiku # 75331 April 16, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Empath of Warpath
Tomorrow's Easter.
When He rose out of His tomb.
And went to heaven.
Haiku # 75330 April 16, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Amen
Well, person posting
Links to child pornography
I think kills the mood
Haiku # 75329 April 15, 2022 11:37 pm ET
by I shall kill them in return of if given the opportunity
It does seem to me
This site is less lively now.
Why is it like this?
Haiku # 75328 April 15, 2022 10:34 pm ET
by One of Three People Writing Bad Haiku
Society strayed:
Kill all pedophiles has been
Abandoned as law
Haiku # 75327 April 15, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Root of Problem
I don’t like this now
Too many porn, spam, and bots
Where is Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 75326 April 15, 2022 7:34 pm ET
by Cyan of Me
Your vomit welcome.
I hate them as much as you.
Sociopaths all . . .
Haiku # 75325 April 15, 2022 4:16 pm ET
by Your Haiku Comrade
I want to vomit.
These sick fucks are hideous.
... and I hate myself.
Haiku # 75324 April 15, 2022 4:10 pm ET
by failed ass-clown
I ever find you
I'll literally fucking kill
Your pedophile ass
Haiku # 75323 April 15, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by I am 100% serious
If I could I would
Crawl out from under your bed
With googly eyes
Haiku # 75320 April 14, 2022 11:11 pm ET
by Screaming at the top of my lungs of intended for the fucking autist that keeps shitposting porn links
I checked all those links.
It was just philosophy,
and run-on sentence.
Haiku # 75319 April 14, 2022 10:54 pm ET
by Life Sentence of No Parolle
I reference this site.
But bad Russian ruin it.
Too many spam link.
Haiku # 75318 April 14, 2022 10:47 pm ET
by Spam Link are Sex Link of Don't Do Touching
Someone from Dallas?
Did someone summon Cyan?
Because I’m right here
Haiku # 75316 April 14, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by You know WHO of Doctor Who on BBC
Death to all the bots!
We shall SLAY them and EAT them.
With I.T. chutney.
Haiku # 75315 April 14, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Chutney-boy of Hindustan
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