Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots

I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.

No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five

Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches

berita olahraga

Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.

Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between

Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.

And how it to paraphrase?

Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!

I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt

So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity

Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.

Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot

I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles

Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...

Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy

A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.

Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?

Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them

Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them

Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid

Anyway

Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew

Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy

How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night

Hello beautiful!
Did you sleep okay last night?
#Dream Reality

Haiku will revive.
And then go forth and CONQUER.
Submit. Surrender.

Nasty ramen girl
No powder, no meat, no food
Just a soggy meal

Haiku must expand.
Haiku must conquer the world.
And you will submit.

Yes, I declare WAR.
I will fight Data-driven.
Fight it unto death.

Mauritius is hell.
But it is also heaven:
blue ocean, white sand.

I don’t want to talk
I mean, I do, I just can’t
Undo this squiggle

Those Detroit rock stars
Became doddering old men.
It's sad but funny.

It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob

It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob

Good morning to y'all!
I'm still at this boring job
I want to do more

New York Time Gamers
Spelling bee and Wordle girls
I should get a life

The Badgers remove
Your penis, barbecue it
Force you to eat it

The Battle Badgers
Assemble into one huge
Badger, stare at you

100 battle
Hardened badgers will
Remove your penis

A Battalion of
Battle Badgers charge at you,
Tear off your penis
You howl in pain
Wishing you hadn't fucked with
Badgers, Bad Haiku

I have work today
Same old, same old boring job
I need a new job

All I see is pain
Al around me pain death hate
McDonalds playhouse

Were the girls starving?
Why did they eat the kitty?
And why were they black?

Your verse is moving:
"Naked Black Girls Eat Pussy".
Yes, I'm deeply touched...

COVID is cooties
For real: adults acting like
Neurotic children

Circle circle dot
Now I’ve got my cootie shot
Please don’t eat me sir!

if i could kill you
i'd probably eat you too
with ice cold faygo

Commander Cyan:
Don’t recommend posting links
That’s how they getcha!

But seriously
It is now so obvious:
this site is the best.

All surviving troops:
Report immediately
to badku dot com.