Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 320 Days and 76081 Haiku later...

Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.
Haiku # 75538, May 7, 2022 7:04 pm ET
by THANK YOU of You're Welcome
Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch
Haiku # 75532, May 6, 2022 3:54 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams
Haiku # 75528, May 5, 2022 9:13 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.
Haiku # 75524, May 5, 2022 6:31 am ET
by Slipping Fast of Slippery Slippers
Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!
Haiku # 75523, May 5, 2022 12:50 am ET
by Cyan CYAN Cyan of Sugar Land
Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels
Haiku # 75521, May 4, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U by ECONOMY of WORDS
The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches
Haiku # 75520, May 4, 2022 2:59 pm ET
by A. Cute of Angina
Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….
Haiku # 75517, May 4, 2022 10:28 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Hello. And Bye.
Haiku # 75515, May 4, 2022 4:52 am ET
by XRumerTest
The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them
Haiku # 75512, May 3, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Cyan-I-Am of SLTX
Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
Haiku # 75509, May 3, 2022 12:06 pm ET
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
Haiku # 75508, May 3, 2022 10:53 am ET
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
Haiku # 75507, May 3, 2022 8:54 am ET
by Internet Reviews
I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in
Haiku # 75503, May 2, 2022 8:45 pm ET
by Death to the Infidels of Bad Haiku
Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?
Haiku # 75502, May 2, 2022 6:54 pm ET
by Basho-bot of AI is Irrelevant
Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...
Haiku # 75497, May 1, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by But you might get Hospitalized of Long Term
Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house
Haiku # 75496, May 1, 2022 6:45 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.
Haiku # 75495, May 1, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by Think Upon This of Stench
All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
Haiku # 75494, May 1, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
Haiku # 75493, May 1, 2022 6:02 pm ET
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
Haiku # 75492, May 1, 2022 3:04 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
Haiku # 75489, April 30, 2022 10:00 pm ET
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
Haiku # 75488, April 30, 2022 9:16 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
Haiku # 75484, April 29, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX

berita olahraga
Haiku # 75483, April 29, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Howardmek of Burma
Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.
Haiku # 75482, April 29, 2022 11:26 am ET
by Not a 6-winged Seraph of God's Holy Throne
Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between
Haiku # 75481, April 29, 2022 5:23 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.
Haiku # 75479, April 28, 2022 2:27 pm ET
by Facilitator of Hermeneutics
And how it to paraphrase?
Haiku # 75478, April 28, 2022 11:25 am ET
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!
Haiku # 75473, April 27, 2022 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Local Tea Shop
I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt
Haiku # 75472, April 27, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Metaverse
So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity
Haiku # 75471, April 27, 2022 12:14 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX (former home of the penis cat)
Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.
Haiku # 75469, April 27, 2022 7:06 am ET
by DAVE HANDELSMAN of Cary, NC
Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot
Haiku # 75467, April 26, 2022 7:11 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles
Haiku # 75466, April 26, 2022 3:11 pm ET
by Chad Haiku of this is good
Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...
Haiku # 75465, April 26, 2022 1:53 pm ET
by Cyan is a Sad Software Program of Windows 13
Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy
Haiku # 75464, April 26, 2022 5:41 am ET
by Cyan of SLTx
A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.
Haiku # 75459, April 25, 2022 8:17 pm ET
by Taking effect. Bye of Proud of my monsters! LOVE !
Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?
Haiku # 75457, April 25, 2022 8:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them
Haiku # 75455, April 25, 2022 4:11 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them
Haiku # 75453, April 25, 2022 12:55 pm ET
by lots of doggy dog worlds
Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid

Anyway

Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew
Haiku # 75452, April 25, 2022 12:52 pm ET
by lots of language
Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy
Haiku # 75451, April 25, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by norton hears a poo of not TX
How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night
Haiku # 75450, April 25, 2022 12:31 pm ET
by googoo gabber of Man Land
Hello beautiful!
Did you sleep okay last night?
#Dream Reality
Haiku # 75447, April 25, 2022 8:12 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku will revive.
And then go forth and CONQUER.
Submit. Surrender.
Haiku # 75444, April 24, 2022 9:39 pm ET
by Haiku Imperialism of Patriarchal Authoritarianism
Nasty ramen girl
No powder, no meat, no food
Just a soggy meal
Haiku # 75443, April 24, 2022 8:11 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku must expand.
Haiku must conquer the world.
And you will submit.
Haiku # 75442, April 24, 2022 5:05 pm ET
by Submission to Haiku of Drinking
Yes, I declare WAR.
I will fight Data-driven.
Fight it unto death.
Haiku # 75441, April 24, 2022 5:01 pm ET
by So Join or Die of 13 Colonies
Mauritius is hell.
But it is also heaven:
blue ocean, white sand.
Haiku # 75440, April 24, 2022 4:13 pm ET
by Get Stuffed and Die of Data from Dada
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