Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?
Haiku # 77200 August 2, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Vhs
ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold
Haiku # 77199 August 2, 2024 4:12 am ET
by ash of ou non, tant pis
God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight
Haiku # 77198 August 2, 2024 3:10 am ET
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge
Haiku # 77197 August 2, 2024 1:40 am ET
by Vhs
Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold
Haiku # 77196 August 1, 2024 4:46 pm ET
by Mark Spits
Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)
Haiku # 77195 July 31, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Dispensation of Judification
nita3tnita@gmail.com
Haiku # 77194 July 30, 2024 3:33 am ET
by Timothyvow of Egypt
Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...
Haiku # 77193 July 29, 2024 7:36 pm ET
by Commitee of Public Haiku Safety
jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke
Haiku # 77192 July 29, 2024 5:02 am ET
by ash of catwalk dog vomit
Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.
Haiku # 77191 July 27, 2024 4:23 pm ET
by Damn Cap Must Get Itchy in Summer
Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee
Haiku # 77190 July 27, 2024 12:17 am ET
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
Haiku # 77189 July 26, 2024 10:01 pm ET
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
Haiku # 77188 July 24, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
Haiku # 77187 July 23, 2024 12:54 am ET
by some dirty bum
I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love

Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs

A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing
Haiku # 77186 July 22, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by Piss Baby of Where you wash your face
cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat
Haiku # 77185 July 20, 2024 7:45 am ET
by ash of windchill south
sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons
Haiku # 77184 July 20, 2024 4:24 am ET
by ash of been around enough to know
Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast
Haiku # 77183 July 19, 2024 11:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"
Haiku # 77182 July 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Comicat of Jerzey
Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode
Haiku # 77181 July 19, 2024 2:48 pm ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message
Haiku # 77180 July 18, 2024 4:53 am ET
by ash of withdrawal is a method
earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please
Haiku # 77179 July 17, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by ash of alien observation
The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men
Haiku # 77178 July 17, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society
Haiku # 77177 July 17, 2024 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point
Haiku # 77176 July 17, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
Haiku # 77174 July 16, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
Haiku # 77173 July 16, 2024 11:09 am ET
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
Haiku # 77172 July 16, 2024 6:36 am ET
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
Haiku # 77171 July 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
Haiku # 77170 July 14, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
Haiku # 77169 July 14, 2024 1:56 am ET
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
Haiku # 77168 July 13, 2024 10:35 pm ET
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
Haiku # 77167 July 13, 2024 2:03 pm ET
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
Haiku # 77166 July 12, 2024 10:33 pm ET
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
Haiku # 77165 July 12, 2024 1:23 am ET
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
Haiku # 77164 July 10, 2024 12:43 am ET
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
Haiku # 77163 July 9, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
Haiku # 77162 July 8, 2024 10:27 pm ET
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161 July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160 July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159 July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
Haiku # 77158 July 5, 2024 8:04 am ET
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
Haiku # 77156 July 4, 2024 9:41 am ET
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
Haiku # 77155 July 3, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
Haiku # 77153 June 29, 2024 7:02 am ET
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
Haiku # 77152 June 27, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
Haiku # 77151 June 25, 2024 3:42 pm ET
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
Haiku # 77150 June 23, 2024 5:22 pm ET
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
Haiku # 77149 June 23, 2024 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
Haiku # 77148 June 23, 2024 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
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