Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....

I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through

Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down

I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space

I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap

I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal

neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife

Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)

Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.

Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.

Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...

World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm

the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked

Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.

i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die

please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it

Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?

I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.

Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z

Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.

electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results

Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.

I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up

come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump

K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...

what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness

bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined

Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.

The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.

Still at it after
All these years posting quips...barbs
And drinking moxie

if you blame the knife
while you stab yourself to death
you aren't a victim

Writing bad haiku.
After all: I stick to the
5-7-5 scheme.

What you have to say?
You got nothing to say, FOOL.
Your haiku is dead.

Thought I'd hear the cranes
in the air again, but it
was just my asthma.

fifty shades of day
countdown to apostasy
losers in the house

Telegwam for you:
Everyone is a waycist.
It's hard to be you!

Obviously you
Have to DANCE the Second Line
At your funeral.

obviously you have to read the second line below as g.o.p.
you knew that

reigning cats and dogs
gop takes the blue pill
it's not viagra

I hurt your feelings?
Racists are so dang fragile.
Which is why they hate.
Go on telegram

colour me strangely
but we're all on the spectrum
if you see the light

More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.

Nothing to see here
But some zombies eating cats...
(in land of free food)

baron samedi
waiting for a dead cat bounce
to turn things around

Repeating the lies
Haitian misinformation
Shouldn't you be on X?

Jesus be my shield
For whenever I am wrong
But don't wish to yield

Jimmy Barbeque:
He's the slickest cat in town.
Run, Jimmy, run. Fast!

childless cat ladies
find a migrant eat dog world
so hard to swallow

Knocking on my door
But you’re not using your hands
Come in, Doug Henning

Danced till I sharted
With both my mom’s gunkles
Helping hold me up