More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.
by Feline Freedom Fighter of Prince-au-Port
Nothing to see here
But some zombies eating cats...
(in land of free food)
by Diversity Will Enrich Us, of Course
baron samedi
waiting for a dead cat bounce
to turn things around
by ash of political stocktake
Repeating the lies
Haitian misinformation
Shouldn't you be on X?
by No lie too small for you
Jesus be my shield
For whenever I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
by Blind faith
Jimmy Barbeque:
He's the slickest cat in town.
Run, Jimmy, run. Fast!
by Ils Ne Sont Pas Tous Saints of L'Ouverture
childless cat ladies
find a migrant eat dog world
so hard to swallow
by ash of haitian barbeque
Knocking on my door
But you’re not using your hands
Come in, Doug Henning
by Magic of Spandex
Danced till I sharted
With both my mom’s gunkles
Helping hold me up
by Fart Carbuncle of The Sound of Silence (pffft)
Danced till I panted
With both my mom's two sisters
Helping hold me up.
by Pants in my Dance and I need Two Aunts of Discotheque
gimme the skinny
we can chew the fatuous
and spit the gristle
by ash of eat the rich
First I shit my pants
Then I get a box of ants
Turn them fuckers loose
by Dancing Ants
those that have no talent
want to get rid of the
things that remind them
by vhs
so many things set
to be erased by people
with empty heads
by vhs
what got lost in a
world thinks too literarly
no backbone to be?
by vhs
A scoop of hot poop
I will put into your soup
Tom Bosley's penis
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Grandma won a watch
For her half-cocked haiku verse.
Grandma has a clock
by Hands of Time
grandma knows her tools
bought his prize for chicken feed
boner-fide bargain
by ash of steaming giblets
Cooped up here in this
Henpecking matriarchy,
Grandcock has a ma.
by Koop Klucks Klan of White Meat
Hochh ptooey and spit.
Hock a huge loogie at you.
Expectorate this.
by Great Expectorations of Dickens
Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
more than that single
so listen to "the work song"
and appreciate
by ash of try youtube or on spotify
Midnight: oasis
Please send your camels to bed.
Shadows paint faces...
by That One-hit Wonder of Maria Muldaur
Existential threads.
Have been replaced by bitchy
Mad literalists
by Vhs
light up your camels
new dawn at the oasis
definitely so
by ash of fight club no more
Hey you, A.I. bot:
See if you can write haiku.
Yes. That's what I thought...
by Bots Can Try But It's Not The Same
This dark lake landscape...
Chopin piano music...
Losing it again.
by Praise the Lord of Active/passive Nihilism
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
If you use quartet
As a word in haiku have.
I brubecked it out?
by Vhs
I brewed up some Beck
All of the yardbirds took flight
Train kept a-rollin'
by Old Latrobe of Rolling Rock
after i took five
listened to four thirty-three
turned up really loud
by ash of in the conservatorium
I took five Brubeck,
And then a sniff of Haiku.
Now I feel jazzed up.
by Haiku Enforcement Agency
Haiku! Haiii.ku! Sniff...
Gazundheit...thank you please
Now take five coltraine
by Vhs
We're gonna haiku--
And they're gonna haiku too!
(My haiku solo ♪♪)
by Haiku Guitar Hero of Boomer Whoa YEAH Baby
well at least you did
recall there was a website
to post haiku to
by vhs
It's not to be mocked;
Haiku is serious art,
And it's so profound.
by Especially After 3 Hits of Salvia
It's haiku roll call?
Make mine California Roll,
Extra wasabi.
by Nancy Pelousy of Sushi Holdings Inc.
All quiet on the
Submit haiku front...roll call
Are we there yet? No
by Vhs
Late night cawfee dog
Punching out taking the break
Disco going home
by Vhs
spoonerism pa
he talks in those funny ways
"My nips are lumb" uhh..
by cy of sltx
Grandma raised my cock
From when it was just a chick...
So some chicks have cocks.
by Poultry of CISgender Assumptions
Yo mama jokes are
Like your grandma has a cock
She raises chickens
by Vhs
(Will bake a maybe)
It's that damn syllable thing...
I was negligent.
by Negligentleman of Missing Syllable
I dread the future
Where voters, in their kitchens,
Bake a "maybe"...
by Spoonerism of Proverbial Oven
I see the future
Kamala and the Donald
Will make a baby
by Future Tense
I like Karmela.
Miss Karmela Harrison.
She will have my vote!
by Cause She a Strong Wise Blak Woman from India
It got confusing
During my troubled childood:
Grandma was grandpa...
by I Was Hatched of Cocked and Loaded
a pair of fried eggs
and a dishevelled merkin
remind me of you
by ash of memories of grandma
Grandma has a cock.
She trained it as a fighter.
Her cock won the match.
by School of Fighting Cocks
Her red rooster crows
And then pecks at corn kernels
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
