Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 21 Days and 77400 Haiku later...

Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316, October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315, October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314, October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313, October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312, October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311, October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310, October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309, October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307, October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306, October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305, October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303, October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302, October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301, October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300, October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299, October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298, October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297, October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...
Haiku # 77296, October 2, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Noticer of Sound Doctrinal Theology
World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm
Haiku # 77295, October 2, 2024 8:25 am ET
by Original Sin of Haiku
the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked
Haiku # 77294, September 30, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by ash
Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293, September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292, September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291, September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290, September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289, September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z
Haiku # 77288, September 26, 2024 2:42 pm ET
by Vhs
Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.
Haiku # 77287, September 26, 2024 10:12 am ET
by Fakir of Fakery of Internot
electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results
Haiku # 77286, September 24, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of disproportionate misrepresentation
Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.
Haiku # 77285, September 23, 2024 1:46 pm ET
by Kump Tramala of 2024 or Bust
I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up
Haiku # 77284, September 23, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Vhs
come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump
Haiku # 77283, September 23, 2024 7:37 am ET
by ash of don't make america grate again
K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...
Haiku # 77282, September 22, 2024 4:55 pm ET
by Freddie N. of Freddie's Dead
what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness
Haiku # 77281, September 20, 2024 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined
Haiku # 77280, September 20, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.
Haiku # 77279, September 20, 2024 11:11 am ET
by Syllabic Support Unit 66B of Haiku Triage
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77278, September 20, 2024 2:20 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
Still at it after
All these years posting quips...barbs
And drinking moxie
Haiku # 77277, September 18, 2024 1:15 pm ET
by Mox
if you blame the knife
while you stab yourself to death
you aren't a victim
Haiku # 77276, September 18, 2024 8:57 am ET
by ash of pas très sympathique
Writing bad haiku.
After all: I stick to the
5-7-5 scheme.
Haiku # 77275, September 16, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Julian H
What you have to say?
You got nothing to say, FOOL.
Your haiku is dead.
Haiku # 77274, September 15, 2024 8:48 pm ET
by That's Why I Spit on Your GRAVE
Thought I'd hear the cranes
in the air again, but it
was just my asthma.
Haiku # 77273, September 15, 2024 2:55 am ET
by Julian H
fifty shades of day
countdown to apostasy
losers in the house
Haiku # 77272, September 14, 2024 9:55 pm ET
by ash of unpresidented fury
Telegwam for you:
Everyone is a waycist.
It's hard to be you!
Haiku # 77271, September 14, 2024 5:42 pm ET
by But Someone Has To Do It...
Obviously you
Have to DANCE the Second Line
At your funeral.
Haiku # 77270, September 14, 2024 9:15 am ET
by Down In N'awlins of Louisiana Undertakers Union
obviously you have to read the second line below as g.o.p.
you knew that
Haiku # 77269, September 13, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reigning cats and dogs
gop takes the blue pill
it's not viagra
Haiku # 77268, September 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by ash of all sorts of fucked up
I hurt your feelings?
Racists are so dang fragile.
Which is why they hate.
Go on telegram
Haiku # 77267, September 13, 2024 12:01 pm ET
by Truth Antisocial
colour me strangely
but we're all on the spectrum
if you see the light
Haiku # 77266, September 13, 2024 5:15 am ET
by ash of autistic auteur
More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.
Haiku # 77265, September 12, 2024 4:30 pm ET
by Feline Freedom Fighter of Prince-au-Port
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