larson will tell you
don't monkey with the monkey
unless you are jane
by ash of gone apeshit
Cool Zinjanthropus
He's called "the Nutcracker man"
Always at the club
by Don't make me google shit
Homo Erectus
And Australopithecus.
NOT Zinjanthropus.
by Waiting Outside of Darwinist Gay Nightclub
senior officers
front and centre for pete's sake
but don't bend over
by ash of what, me warry?
Palantir bullshit.
Godless technocrats advance.
So what can we do?
by Cro-Magnon of Looking for a New Cave
"triple sabotage"
ooh, really makes me wonder
stairway to u.n.
by ash of lies on the whispering wind?
american clown show
could there be more to send in?
well, maybe next year
by ash of sondheim songbook revival
That blondie Bondi
Wants to criminalize thought.
She can kiss my mass.
by Ken of Barbie
Yes, I have issues.
Back issues: Mad Magazine!
"What, me worry?" (Cheers)
by Alfred E. Neuman
first amendment trumped
second amendment in spades
shoot the messengers
by ash of don't report me
Bondi done went woke
Suddenly against hate speech
Shoe on other foot
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
Jesus be my shield
Any time that I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
by Truth Antisocial
Gender not mentioned
That's you putting that in there
You may have issues
by Struck a nerve? Seek help
You know so little...
Reality is fluid
Now, go read a book.
by Marion the librarian
Trite affirmations:
Insults to reality
Which cannot be changed.
by Live, Laugh, Love of Then Die
Ka$h Patel is dumb
He is just a Keystone cop
An embarrassment
by Truth Antisocial
second amendment
are some deaths a prudent deal?
"i think it's worth it"
by ash of quotable quotes
Sorry stupid pants...
The IRS does exist
Just pay your taxes
by Mark Spits
Beneath Persian Gulf:
Something very horrible
Waiting for release.
by Abdul Alhazred of Necronomicon
Time for tax revolt.
No more right/left division...
But you can go first.
by IRS Does Not Exist
Ukraine war over?
Are groceries cheaper yet?
Epstein files released?
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Saw a funeral
Sis of Henry Kissinger
Well--secretary
by not cyan anymo of elsewhere
Ah, the still waters...
The verdant pastures of peace.
The loud rap music..
by Poochie tha Kontrolla of Bass System
There used to be lots
of haiku interaction...
now it's only me.
by Back a Decade or Two of Ask Ash
Leviticus says
Ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty
Is just fantastic.
by Yahweh of Hosts
Dear haiku newbie:
The Rule is 5-7-5.
Transgressors will pay.
by Sacred Oath-keepers of Haiku Punishment
I found this website today
Hope you have a good life
And be happy
by Useless but blessing haikus of United continents of Earth
This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed
by Have a nice day stranger viewing this website of Not gonna say it
Call haiku police.
I plan to commit a crime.
The world shall know me.
by Haiku Grandeur of Epic Proportions
Colonoscopy:
Dark live-action camera...
Intestivision!
by Beauty of the Inner Self
Oh Lord, here it comes;
I feel that fresh anointing,
I just have to SHOUT!
by Twitching and Shrieking is a Sign of Something
Lord, the fields is white!
They is white unto harvest.
Souls has to git saved.
by Old Time Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Darth is with Cyan:
Lovebirds in the Philippines,
Sharing Balut egg.
by Pucking Figs since 1978
My black kitty cat:
She so woke she sleep all day.
She purr. She lick fur.
by Feline Bee-line of A-list
Pastor Mike Bickle
Once had interns to tickle;
Now in a pickle.
by International House of Predators
Megafans only:
Older nude leak videos,
Eight to sixteen (young).
by Fed Posing as a PDF File of Haikuized 4 U
utter confusion
possessing talentless ants
salt replace sugar
by Anthropoda of Sugar Land Forgetting
ummmmm.... nope, nope and nope
it's not my usual theme
sometimes shit happens
by ash of scope for concern
Sounds to me like Darth
Pretending that he is Ash.
Did I get it right?
by War of the Haiku Chatbots
if you followed me
the trail would be brown and wet
sticky under foot
dangerous pressure
beware my bowels are wringing
date with destiny
just a few polyps
punctuating my colon
but what a shitstorm
by ash of smitten butte
i ate my funyions
they tasted salty and good
now my tummy hurt
by sister redacted (not sigh-anne) of convent
Not sure I get you...
Your haiku: conceptual.
But I don't follow.
by Metacognition of Ignition
cheaper than travel
a box of prepkit orange
third world staycation
by ash of dirty squirty
Doctor James Dobson
Was focused on the family...
But things get blurry.
by Ted Bundy of Final Interview
James Dobson is dead
Not much to say, other than...
well, thank God for that
by Conversion Therapist
Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.
by Because Life Sucks Anyways, of Course
Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters
by The New Opium Wars of Mexican Cartels
Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.
by Wrappers of Kan't Spell, Yo
Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.
by Rise, Sir Knight of Cucumber
I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle
by The Pickle of of Your Pants
