when you buy the skank

payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex

I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me

Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu

small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone

It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock

No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.

You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!

Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting

I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte

Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.

Sees naked women
on HBO, changes the
channel. So flaming!

I may be single
but not gay, I did get head
from a girl Tuesday

Priest, gay? Maybe
No girl, no dates, fruity drinks
writes flowery prose.

Saint drinks Tropico
It's alcoholic orange Tang
What could be more gay

something eating you?
it's no wonder you're angry
your climax is death

Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita

kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock

Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.

I am not soulless
But the haiku Cthulu
Chaos crawling on

NO! you are souless
it was not Saint or the Priest:
Drophammer, maybe

The "Solace Love Bowl"
Feel what it's like to have Gran-
ny's cock in your ass!

stand still small children
hear the wisdom: haiku do
the way of haiku

Did you just see that!
It's Saint Priest and Drophammer
Sucking Grandma's Cock!

Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer.

anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.

Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.

Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better

she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock

Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?

cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.

do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.

what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring

If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."

the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?

choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.

surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.

New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.

Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.

Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock

it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook

set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked

grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen

lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys

sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder

sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder

Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.

Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.

Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.