holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck

Yeah!

What kind of cock and
ball story is this any-
way? (Bad Haiku form?)

Cocks? Balls? Explosion?
Viagra is good but...
It should be used responsibly!
Yeah!

On Santa's big lap
My scrotum goes POP! My balls
Are gathered by elves

Stand straight, if you can
hauling that gargantuan
testicle about...

I'm no kidding, LOOK!
It's like sputnik: spherical,
but pointy in parts.

Towels will not help
but i need a new scrotum
this one is wrinkled.

Granny's Raisin Bread

two cups ass raisins
mix well with fresh crusty bread
stir with granny's cock

POW! You know the sound...
Ask Santa for new scrotum
And maybe some towels.

Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock

Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock

HEY BOB! We've replaced
your left testicle with new
Folger's Brand Coffee!

Cock catastrophe!
Penile implant explosion!
Whoa! Are those my balls?

No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!

Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?

granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint

sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit

Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows

terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...

before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass

Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?

Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!

Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?

do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man

aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple

Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit

To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops

crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb

A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.

By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!

Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?

I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!

Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!

Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili

My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.

My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!

Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".

What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.

Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation

I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!

Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock

View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.

So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!

Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!

To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!

Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!

say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan

wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice