animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday

stupid assholes

Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.

it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!

yuck!!!!

yuck!!!

Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.

yuck!!

yuck!

yuck

I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.

christ has risen christ
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood

that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure

modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?

basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns

so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in

It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend

Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass

Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)

can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.

crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX

Fingertips dyed green...
You can't MAKE green eggs and ham
with Easter egg dye.

Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku

Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.

my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack

www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.

my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard

a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news

few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master

straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.

Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee.

what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?

The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.

bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist

Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now

Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth

looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad

i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south

Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass

Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.