Drop, fat one's juicy
watermelon keep looking
you'll find a cherry

boff that vulva, boff
boff, cum, boff. Keep on boffin'.
See? Now it's frothy!

It would be heaven
on the seat of a beamer
bliss for my pussy

knew you liked fruit Drop
cherry and melon spit pips
straight out the window

box of tissues near
or lavatory paper
saves keyboard ap

what did freddie say?
FRANKIE went to hollywood
relax, don't do it

freddie asked us all
who wants to live forever
oh when love must die?

relax, don't do it
when you want to go to it
when you want to cum

freddie said it best
relax and come out fighting
relax, don't do it

camping is very fun
easter may not be the best
time to puke outside

froth is the center
the creative power of
liquid, fluid, stuff

Mellie, creative
juices flow. It's messy work -
haiku arousal.

what's with all the froth
bad sex poems are getting worse
gross repressed people

I take no mercy
it matters not, I shall go
ridicule you all

Damn it Damn it Damn
it. Eight syllables again
Damn it Damn it Damn

My ass plays music
A song drifts upon my ass wind
it's my ass Windsong

Private haiku board
no room for interlopers
back to the rafters.

A gentleman I,
or I would make an offer
for tasting someone

whoa mellie, hang on
sweet vulva, are they cherry?
or watermelon?

sweet bubbling froth
dribbling from within me
open sphincter sings

mopac is better
from the seat of a beamer
hybreds are cool though

mellie's all woman
she's got a vulva so sweet
beautiful big breats

cutest clitoris
her vagina is heaven
all good fa' lickin'

you are all phallic
cleaning out empty colons
this is bad haiku

provocative red
crashing into aeroplane
it was a set up

free world told the truth
america not at fault
bad comm-akaze

that chinese airspace
nowhere near as protected
as u.s. airwaves

There is nobody here.
I could write more Tarzan crap
and not be abused.

Better to stay with
groaning bowels and wacking off.
Shit's a sure winner.

Cruising MoPac at 65
Toyota mutant passes swifly
Batteries make good juice.

Desperation here
Deep thundering within, must
use public toilet

hormone river flows
deep, thick, lazy, delicious.
sweet mellie haiku.

huge waves pounding her
Mudjimba crouches down low
moonlight moaning

Maroochy is roaring
ocean sucking her right out
I just sit and watch

it's all a gamble
on a train bound for nowhere
it is the journey

our weekend over
it always happens like that
can't catch us napping

over our weekend
we play up we go feral
during the week too

Weekend comes to end
Bad haiku was lacking here
Hope Monday better

Ass is now clean, and
now it smells like roses, but
thorns hurt very much

animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday

stupid assholes

Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.

it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!

yuck!!!!

yuck!!!

Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.