surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming

pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime

he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence

he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark

smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!

prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness

Mr Cosby says:

My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It

A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding

Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass

The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?

Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.

oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people

when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame

Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.

belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly

I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.

Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil

looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien

when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"

hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat

my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form

dear boss:

will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.

Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?

ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now

captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy

I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet

I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo