What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.
by Saint
 
			
Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating
by SPOON!
 
			
my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
by SPOOOOOON!
 
			
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
by George's bush
 
			
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
by tracy puddle of portland 
 
			
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
by tracy puddle of portland 
 
			
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
by miro of portland 
 
			
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
by tracy puddle of portland 
 
			
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
by tracy puddle of portland 
 
			
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
by sweaty-toothed madman
 
			
What is a Russian 
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
by Saint
 
			
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
 
			
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
by Conrad's hair-piece
 
			
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
by Saint
 
			
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
by Windsong
 
			
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
by mellie
 
			
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god
by mellie
 
			
A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?
by ash
 
			
so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix
by ash
 
			
recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time
by ash
 
			
processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's
by ash
 
			
procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time
by ash
 
			
surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming
pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime
by mellie, sose all of us
 
			
he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence
by mellie
 
			
he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty  carpark
by mellie
 
			
			
			
			
			
smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's 
mouth?  Why,Einsteins cock...!
by speaking of lame old jokes
 
			
prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Mr Cosby says:
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
			
A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
Gandhi is alive! 
No more passive resistance 
He's gonna kick ass
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
by Pedro of CA