processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's
by ash
 
			
procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time
by ash
 
			
surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming
pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime
by mellie, sose all of us
 
			
he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence
by mellie
 
			
he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty  carpark
by mellie
 
			
			
			
			
			
smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's 
mouth?  Why,Einsteins cock...!
by speaking of lame old jokes
 
			
prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Mr Cosby says:
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
			
A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
Gandhi is alive! 
No more passive resistance 
He's gonna kick ass
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
by Pedro of CA 
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.
by Windsong
 
			
oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people
by bruce
 
			
when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame
by furthur8
 
			
Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.
by Windsong
 
			
belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly
by anthony
 
			
I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties. 
by Windsong
 
			
Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
by Thunder Stork
 
			
looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
by Thunder Stork
 
			
when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"
hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
by boobles the clown
 
			
my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
by Boss
 
			
dear boss:
will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.
by monkeyturd
 
			
Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
by Drophammer
 
			
ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now
captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
by sango orangutango